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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 36 )

this was great, did you just watch madagascar or something?

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I seen the movie years ago. It was quite funny.

What part of this story did you like best?

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the part where anon gets licked by a bacon tongue. simply marvelous!

Nice story, person. I want some chips now.

“What in tarnation is goin’ on in here?!” shouted her feminine voice, with a thick southern accent.
“Applejack! Anon needs help! He sees us ponies as meat to eat” exclaimed Twilight.
“Ah’ll go get the shotgun,” she said calmly.

Jesus Christ Applejack :pinkiegasp:

Also, nice job on this, hahaha.
And you're close to hitting the big 1K dude! :D

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Thanks!

What part you like best?




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Applejack is a little mean, isn't she?

I'll probably eventually get there.

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Little bit :rainbowlaugh: little bit, hehehe.

And yep! Good on ya dude

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I think you mean screaming?

Applejack too savage

Greatly amusing.
Cant relate though.
I only see ponies for sex and cuddles.
That and I literally cant eat meat. So there ya go.
Still this was great, the mane 6 so aggressively over the top.

Well, another quality Bendy story

I SHOULD HAVE READ THE AUTHOR NAME FIRST! :raritydespair:

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

I don't know whether the story is funnier if I imagine it in Bender's voice or your native accent.

Either way, it was just what I needed. Thanks for writing this.:twilightsmile:

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Well, I would even dream of eating a MLP Pony. That would be evil.

You found no errors this time? I'm always grateful for you pointing them out,


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What did you like about this one?


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It's... a little diffident than my usual, isn't it?


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Have a bad day?

Glad, you enjoyed it. I wish some other stories showed this happen to the human.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

7933056 Yeah, it's certainly a fun concept to play with.

And not exactly a bad day... just a little unmotivated, you know?

And still sex tag. Why has God abandoned us?

7933056 Im all for vore. Though this was absurdist comedy, and it was funny.
And yeah I didnt notice anything wrong. So yeah, yay you.

All you need to do isn't read the authors name and automatically know what you got yourself into.

You should update hiding in the woods from furs mares

This story just reminded me of Sausage Party.

This is like the most trippy Snickers commercial ever.

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How so, if I may ask?


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'Bendy'... most of my stories have sex.


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No promises on it being updated.

7935543

The whole campaign slogan they had for a while: "You're not you when you're hungry" Except instead of the human turning into Betty White, the ponies turn into food.

“Don’t worry Anon! I’ll help you get rid of this demon inside of you! I’ll get back the sweet and gentle ape friend that metaphorically eats out my pussy without ever even thinking about hurting me!” she yelled.

I was shortly worried you would have forgotten to put in a line like that.

“If you die, who will cum inside... me... Rainbow Dash?!”

*Raises hand slowly*

“Eh, I’ll just kill somepony.” Everyone gasped in horror. “Joking-joking! I’ll just order the meat from the Griffon Kingdom.”

And where are they getting their meat?

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And where does the store get the meat?

8023622 Delivery carts, obviously.

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And where does the delivery cart get the meat?

(Not sure if you are trolling or not.)

8023889 From the Loading dock of the packing company.

100%

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You mean the loading dock which leads to Equestria?
Could there be an connection to all these unsolved cases of missing ponies in this area?

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Griffons hunt/farm non sapient species to get their meat so they won't have hostile relations with other sapient species.

Now, can we stop talking about this.

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Dayum, fun police indeed :rainbowlaugh:

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Your name says it all.

“Don’t worry Anon! I’ll help you get rid of this demon inside of you! I’ll get back the sweet and gentle ape friend that metaphorically eats out my pussy without ever even thinking about hurting me!” she yelled.

Wait... what the actual duck? :rainbowhuh:

“No….” she spoke in a low voice in disbelief. "No!" she screamed, rushing over to you, to gently rub her hot dog head between your legs. “If you die, who will cum inside... me... Rainbow Dash?!”

Oh.

Oh.

Ok. It's one of those things. Unexpected, but ok? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowhuh:

Simple problems require complicated solutions.

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