Comedy Compilation

by andrizzi

Twi and Dash both think they're underdogs

“Hooray! Finally, we’re gonna see the last cloudball game of the season!”

Rainbow Dash was literally hovering two meters from the benches in happiness. She had managed to bring AJ, Fluttershy, and Twilight to the stadium so that they could see the game. “I know that I say it a lot but trust me, this is going to be soo AWESOME.”

From their spots, Fluttershy and Applejack were chewing some fried hay and oatmeal while they waited for the game to start. “The team from Fillydelphia is doing great this year, Ah’ve heard,” said Applejack

Dash landed right on the seat behind them and shrugged. “Yeah, they’re fine. But they don’t stand a chance against Cloudsdale.” Rainbow Dash pumped a hoof in the air. “Champions forever!”

“Tsé.”

Rainbow’s face fell instantly, morphing from excitement to annoyance as she turned towards Twilight. “Excuse me?”

Twilight was sitting beside Dash, but she wasn’t focused on the game. Instead, she was immersed in a sci-fi book that she herself had brought from home. “Sorry, I was just voicing up my thoughts about a mass of ponies who gets carried by a smaller bunch of pegasus flying behind a ball.” Finally, she lifted her face from the pages and gave Rainbow Dash a plain look. “In short: tsé.”

As Rainbow Dash’s fuming could be heard, Applejack and Fluttershy slowly shook their heads and looked up. “Here we go again,” muttered the latter.

Behind them, Rainbow Dash crossed her front hooves and pointed her muzzle away. “Why do the ponies like you always try to ruin this for me?”

“Ponies like me?” queried Twilight.

“Yeah, the eggheads. You’re always imposing your kinks over others.”

“What?” Twilight opened her eyes in bewilderment and pointed herself with a hoof. “WE are imposing?”

“Of course! Nowadays, if you don’t know all the characters’ names in Star Trot and you don’t watch at least one neighponese cartoon, you’re treated like an outcast.”

Twilight listened with her mouth wide open. “This is the fakest thing I’ve ever heard! It’s common knowledge that the smart ponies are always the first victims of bullying from other ponies.”

“You mean dumb ponies, right?” Dash turned her face into a silly expression and shook her hooves in the air. “Oh, look at that. Rainbow Dash knows how to think for exclusion.”

Twilight puffed her cheeks and closed her book. “You see? I was just trying to read my novel, and you’re already being aggressive.”

“Maybe because you’re not even trying to watch the game. You will never understand how it feels to be surrounded by ponies who follows the new pointless trend and don’t understand your interests.”

“Oh, really?” asked Twilight, waving her hoof over all the hundreds of excited ponies that were filling the stadium.

Applejack and Fluttershy bit some more fries, both looking forward with a bored expression.

Meanwhile, Twilight and Rainbow Dash set their quarrel to a blaze. Oddly enough, they began to mirror all their movements and their words without even realizing it. “I’m the underdog! You think your little thing is so cool but it’s not. And only I am brave enough to call it out.

“News flash, it doesn’t have anything to do with the real world. You’re watching a bunch of millionaires in a fake conflict orchestrated by other millionaires. What? That’s the stupidest way you could describe it. It’s about the story of the pony struggle, ponies pushing themselves to do incredible things. Pfft, you call that incredible? I call it dumb.”

Frustrated, Twilight and Dash threw their hooves to the air. “THAT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT. You know, if you took the time to really learn about the intricacies of this stuff, maybe you would appreciate it. Instead, you hovered the outskirts criticizing the surface. Well, maybe if you didn’t use your knowledge to belittle me I might feel more encouraged to try your thing out.”

Suddenly, both the mares stopped yelling and sighed. They toned their tone down and resumed talking with less aggression. “Aw, crap, I guess. I don’t mean to be exclusionary, I’m just truly passionate about it. It’s an easy way for me to relax and escape my life for a little while. To make me feel like I’m part of something bigger. And, sure, maybe I get caught in the insignificant details, but it feels good to care about something.”

As they finished, Twilight and Rainbow Dash exchanged a surprised look.

For a moment, they watched to each other in silence like it was the first time… and then they laughed, pointing at each other. “AH! That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! You’re an idiot.”

Dash and Twi frowned and toned up their voices. “NO. You’re an idiot!”

Below them, Applejack turned around and hit the ground with her hooves, glaring at the two mares. “For the love of… Just kiss already!”

Twilight and Rainbow Dash halted completely, shooting a look to Applejack and then between each other. They looked deeply into the other’s eyes… and then they hungrily locked their lips together, enveloped into a passionate embrace.

With the argument turned into moans of love, Applejack into her seat just as the game started, with Cloudsdale going to the offense.

“Yay,” cheered Fluttershy.

Author's Note:

Completely stolen inspired by Collegehumor.
I also thought of using Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle instead of Dash and Twi... but I thought 'nay'.

Comments

[Cadiefly]

I think I would have enjoyed this one a bit more with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. The end still have me a little chuckle.

On a side note, you should capitalize C in compilation in your title.