One Thousand One Ways to Thwart a King

by enigmaMystere

Empire Blitz

Hearing this, the king props himself up with one arm, staring up at a blonde man with a large, surprisingly angry grin on his face. He hardly has any time to react before he gets a fist slammed into his muzzle.

"UNITED STATES OF SMASH!"

He can feel his skull cave in for a brief moment before everything goes dark.

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"Ze-"

"HERO!"

Dainn is on one knee, panting heavily from the pain he can still feel in his face. He blinks as a door suddenly appears before him, opening up to reveal a silver object made of metal pointed right at his face. His eyes dart up to see the man with white skin, green hair, and wearing a hawaiian shirt and camera around his neck-

Bang!

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"Zero."

The caribou, starting to get a bit desperate, takes a step forward, his eye twitching. "Hero!"

A black mass oozes out of the earth, suddenly spearing him through the stomach and suspending him in the air. He feels a trail of blood escape out of the corner of his mouth before the darkness literally snaps closed around him.

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"Ze-"

"Hero!"

A short man with spiky golden hair appears, both his hands thrust out in Dainn's direction. "FINAL FLASH!"

He can't say a thing as his whole world becomes bright yellow.

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"Zero." Twilight's horn lights up, sealing the King's mouth shut. "Stop it. Get some help."

He narrows his eyes at her, his body heaving with unrelenting hatred for the mare.

"...well, can't say I didn't try." She shrugs, smiling wryly. "Hero."

Author's Note:

In case it wasn't clear, this is the closest I'll ever get to an April Fool's joke chapter. Hope you guys enjoyed. For now, back to the actual next chapter!

Comments

[badninja]

I feel bad that I only recognized Vegeta, who where the rest?

[lolznspades]

All might from boku no academia and vegeta from dbz. Not sure of the green haired guy...is it spike from cowboy bebop? Also don't know where the black ooze one is from...

[Prankstered]

Hawaiian shirt, camera on neck, white skin, green hair, gun.
Sounds like this guy.
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[AShadyDetective]

The moment I heard black ooze all I could think was, "dear god he just wend resident evil seven on this b*tch" but I know that's not true

[enigmaMystere]

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If anyone can guess all four, they will get to choose the chapter after next. You guys already have three of them.

[enigmaMystere]

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Nope. Just another anime creature.

[lolznspades]

So would the black ooze one be Pride from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood? But that just seems vague that it's black ooze...

[enigmaMystere]

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Nope. Different anime.

[Tornadopelt]

Barely read the long description and I'm saying it now: Those unlucky bastards messed with the wrong hooves.

And the ponies aren't the unlucky bastards.

[Discorded SheepcityUSA]

Can I suggest Samurai Jack?

[ShadowLDrago]

A short man with spiky golden hair appears, both his hands thrust out in Dainn's direction. "BIG BANG ATTACK!"

He can't say a thing as his whole world becomes bright yellow.

That'd be the Final Flash. The Big Bang Attack is very different. It's a ball of blue energy shot from one palm, the Final Flash is a huge blast fired from both.

[enigmaMystere]

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Thanks. Fixed.