To the CMC,
Alright, I can see I’m going to have to teach you three how to be real assistants.
(Insert Saxophone) Hey!
We are number one!
Now listen closely.
Here’s a little lesson in list making.
Work that leaves no room for mistaking
If you want to be assistant number one
You have to help a mare who’s always on the run
When they’re at work, you sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound.
No, don’t touch that potion!
Now smell this coffee that I just ground. After you stir, you give it to her.
Now!
Give it to Twilight not me! Ugh, let’s try something else.
Now watch and learn, here’s the hook. Organize all of her library books.
No, not like that!
(Insert Saxophone)
We are number one, hey hey!
funny...
Wowwwwww.
When I read the title this was the first thing I thought of but I assumed it would be serious like everything else in this...boy was I wrong. And I'm glad I was. This was like getting a beautiful box with a bow and then finding a big juicy cake in it. That's honestly the best way I can think of to describe this chapter.
8051701 Thanks. I really put my heart into it.
8051708 Cool. Glad you liked it.
Very beautiful anthology!
8100857 Thanks!