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Distorted Flare
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
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This might become the best thing to happen on this site
Yes Mr Flare people definitely read stories on My Little Pony fanfiction site Fimfiction dot net to read about your opinions on fat people yep uhuh sure
They also love to read stale stock characters who consist entirely of cliches that literally every anti-sjw "satirist" has used continuously for literally years without any variation whatsoever.
And I'm sure they adore stories that are so sloppily edited that huge chunks of them are in italics because of an unclosed tag.
Speaking of huge chunks, this story blows them.
7874104 Damn son you must really want a reaction
7874112 No one shit in my cereal. I am perfectly capable of doing that myself. Ricardio wrote it and I uploaded it I don't give two fucks who you voted for I just love watching Americans get bent out of shape.
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7874125 While you're here:
Might want to put in a note to make it clear that the time in the fic and reality is different. Mad Libs will be too busy having hurt feelings due to struck nerves. Also put in a because the fic becomes italics hell.
Oh god damn it, I just saw the incomplete tag... I hope to god this gets taken down before a second chapter. If you have so much hate for the other people of this planet, and you sound like your next blog post is going to be about how you firebombed a black church or shot up a krogers, just quit. Stop. Bottle up all that hate and wither internally so that your not a "health and safety violation" to people in the same town. What does this accomplish? Blowing off steam? Judging by the god damn shameful amount of porn you post in this site, I think you've got that covered. So you just wanted to rile people like me up in the comment section because you got angery and, just as misery loves company, so does anger. I could never have guessed how this would be approved or by who, but I don't imagine much thought went into this.
7874153 That black church attacked me it was self defence. Also try reading what I typed you tard. Now back to your safe space.
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>Distorted Flare's bio
You can't stump the Trump
has there ever been a decent story on this site with the [random] tag
because i've been here since 2011 and i have never seen one
I'm upvoting just because of aids skrillex.
The butthurt in this comments section. It feeds me. Stay triggered my pretties.
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While I admit everyone including me is coming in heated for this story, I didn't realize who I was dealing with. Tard? Really? Are you just now discovering words that hurt people, or did you come out of the womb saying ni**er and tard? What happened in your childhood, what did your parents teach you, what middle school kids did you sit with that this is it? I get it's click bait, but really? The least you could do is be defensive with your narrowed view of hate, rather than on the offense. Ouch, that internet comment hit me right in my squiggly squooge, and now I am emotionally damaged. Oww.
Fuckin Christ, I need to get amnesia for the past half hour of my life I spent wasting my time on a hateful piece of shit.
7874187 Don't you shame me shitlord.
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7874160 It says gullible on the ceiling.
7874189 Come on man, you gotta post the clip itself! Mel Brooks's work must be revealed to the world!
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Doubtful you even know what Blazing Saddles is.
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Only Sith Lords deal in absolutes.
7874198 Ah someone else who appreciates that awesome movie.
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You know, Catch... I do try to be considerate on here. I really do. And usually I manage it, cause, hey, nothing nice to say, best not say anything. But with you...
Get the fuck over yourself mate.
Your attitude is exactly the reason Trump is in office, you new puritan pile of bumper sticker slogans. God forbid anyone poke some fun at the nitwits who dragged us into this mess in the first place.
7874200 Of course I know what it is.
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7874212 Better story than this
I was curious about what this story was.
I'm staying for the butthurt.
7874227 I second that.
7874187 You're getting riled up about a story that isn't suppose to be taken seriously. The one thing I admire about the Conservatives in this site is they won't be triggered besides the few over a story meant to insult Conservatives.
Read his bio m8
That and the description should've given you a clue.
And this is coming from a Liberal.
7874238 Gay
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So THAT'S what Gary "Motherfucking" Oak meant by "smell ya later!"
7874247 hey I'm super cereal.
7874247 Sorry for doubleposting but I only get triggered by bad writing, so I'm triggered 80% of the time. You have too high expectations of us.
Even though I'm probably more left-leaning than I think, according to those online tests7874200
Leave that daft Scot outta this. I wrote the story, not him. I didn't feel like making an account, so I had him publish this.
I'll not be accused of hatefullness, since I'm so full of love.
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My story is 100% serious.
7874257 = ). Don't worry Ricardio I take good care of story. Also fuck you.
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You sure did✋??
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My fucking sides!
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Wait wait wait... puritan? Nitwits that got us into this mess? What are you rambling about? All this faff in the comment section aside, please, educate me in what you mean by calling me a Protestant Protestant. How did disliking hateful pieces of shit get Trump in office? Oh wait I know what your gonna say. Your gonna go on a whole rant, hating Hillary Clinton, or hating me. Somebody will. Great. Keep the circle jerk going, pass the hate around. See where it gets you in life. Sorry to sound bitter and inconsiderate, but I don't like I when people, in person or on the internet "piss on you and call it rain" and just continue on with their day quietly saying to themselves, "yes, I affected some body's life somewhere. I did something and people reacted like I knew would've happened."
Ah well, fuck the hate, it's gotta stop somewhere, so have a nice day all of you, good luck and god speed on escaping the comment section.
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I'm sorry you've been seduced by the lying Liberal media.
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7874282 What he means is that labeling people bigots, racists, sexists and labeling obvious parody as hate speech gets old very quickly. Is it any surprise that people don't want to support the same party or even the same ideology as you? So far all you have commented is about how this is hate speech. That is it and then thrown in a bunch of stupid shit about me hating blacks and so on. The autistic freak out you had, does not paint you in a positive light and people get sick of being censored and having to constantly avoid offending people over the pettiest of shit. When you are constantly told you are racist/ a monster if you don't vote for one person and then told you are a racist/ monster regardless people say fuck it. and it is because of Liberals that Trump won. You and everyone else that freaks out over shit like this is the reason America has a fucking idiot in charge. But seriously well done America. Your choices came down to down syndrome porridge and a war mongering Lizard queen.
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Yeah, that's not the only thing that got Trump elected.
Hillary running against him was a huge help.
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First off, I don't hate you my butt hurt chum! I don't like you either. I have no feelings one way or the other on you simply because I don't know you well aside from you coming onto a clearly satirical piece of pony fanfiction and treating it as more then that. Distorted is taking the piss out of the entitled cry babies who first demanded a recount which garnered more votes for their lightning rod of daddy issues, made numerous death threats and calls to violence, and proceeded to burn down their own liberal cities... all to fight hate mind you!
And yes, you are a new puritan my adorable little smurf! Out of all the great and terrible evils in creation, you come onto a pony site to hate on a story... all in the name of the dogma of "stop the hate man!"
And if you knew what this was, why come on here and waste your time?
As I said mate, get the fuck over yourself. This is a comedy piece, you need to realize that others have the right to say and write things you dislike, and to, god again fucking forbid, cope with Trump and all other apparent dilemnas and tragedies affecting poor little you like a thrice damned adult
Keep in mind that Trump only won on a technicality of the Electoral College and not the Popular Vote.