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Chapter 2

Thankfully your keen honey badger sense courtesy of your new nose and even ears! steers you to a beehive in 10 seconds flat. (:rainbowdetermined2:) And soon you are muzzle deep in hive and honey as hundreds of bees sting the crap out you. However, you are unconcerned with this development.

You’re a honey badger.

You don’t give a—

“No. As hypocritical as this is going to sound, no memeing. This has gone far enough!”

A strange masculine voice calls out. You turn to see who or what (dun, dun, dun!) it is.