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I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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hehehehehe, great story, made me smile at the end, poor shiny I bet by next year he still wont be able to choose though be funny if there were 3 of them,

7894050

if there were 3 of them,

Shining: "Oh come on! That's not fair!"

7894057 oh no all of them look like twilight, one being twilight.....

7894059
How does Cadance look like Twilight? :rainbowhuh:

'Implied homosexuality, implied incest'

The fck?

I might be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing...

7894073 magic or it two changeling begin twilight with Candace is hiding watching everything

7894057 honestly, if i were in that situation, i would have grabbed a small pin.

Great story. I would've guessed Cadence One tbh.

7894116
These fetishes are implied to happen after the end of the story.

7894141
Not that much of a limb!

7894153
How is a pin going to help?

7894170
Keeping you guessing! ^.^

Is he allowed to ask questions?

"What...was the answer to the question I asked on our honeymoon, even if it was my birthday?"
Cadence #1: ...yes?
Cadence #2: ...Never hey wait *gets thrown out the window*

7894199 Can't you do nice things?

7894249
As 'punishment'? Nope!
(Heh, I got flak for that in Sex Ed: Changeling Style, too. But to be punishment, it needs to be unpleasant!)
*edit* Also, that downvote isn't mine! I don't want you to get the wrong idea.

7894234
Pretty sure the real Cadance would just pretend not to know the answer to any question they hadn't prepared for.

7894269
:rainbowlaugh:
Yep, basically the same thing.
Only instead of not knowing which one to shoot, he doesn't know which one to fuck. ^.^

7894307 That's subject to opinion, mate. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

7894199 well, chrysalis is a bug right? underneath all that illusion, she's still a bug. bugs don't have iron in their blood, they have copper. copper turns green when it oxidizes. do the math.

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:rainbowlaugh:
So I take it you'd enjoy reading a sequel of Shining Armor getting the rest of his punishment?

7894321
For realsies?
*investigates*
Huh. I learned something today.
And that would be consistent with changelings using their leg holes for breathing.
I'm not sure if Chrysalis could disguise her own blood, and definitely not once it was outside of her body.

I do think it would kind of ruin the mood, though.

He was touching himself, with having realized it

without

Where the spoons were in their kitchen cupboard, perhaps?

This needs some rewording

Oh no you don't, Hubby. Your punishment is just begging ...

beginning

This was enjoyable.
Chrysalis can be so much fun.

When two copies are trying to fool you then you make your choice, and one says "are you sure" that's mostly likely them. And now Shining gets a dick up the ass, talk about a hard time.

7894338 i just thought of another way.
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according to this image, cadance is just under 3 feet tall at the withers. looking at her rather lithe body type, we can safely assume that a pony at her height would be approximately 250 pounds.
chrysalis is a bug, she has chitin. chitin is a very dense and strong material. a mass of chitin at the size of cadance would be more than twice cadance's weight. unless chrysalis can somehow make all that extra mass disappear, all shining would have to do, assuming that this is a real world example, and not a cartoon horse show for little girls, is to attempt to pick up cadance.

You know me so well.

Shining made a critical error in the touching bit. While I'm no anatomy expert,I believe there has to be a certain level of libido to obtain such a wink volley 'Cadence One' put out. The real question for him at the touching part,is how much fucking they've done. While Chrysalis remains an oddity,He needed to question just HOW much does His wife wink when He touched her.

I think the amount of winking 'Cadence One' did,is at the level of nymphomaniac. Considering they're not only recently wed,but also recently had their first baby. The winking should've been way lower than a volley of winks. So unless those two fucked every time they met,'Cadence A' is the obvious choice at that point.

In any case dirty little secret wiki.teamliquid.net/commons/images/thumb/f/ff/Spray-Well_Played.png/290px-Spray-Well_Played.png

Edit:Also nice clop. Make a AU chapter please? One where he wins?

7894283
Actually, the comic is saying he knows which Cadance is real but his knowledge comes from the fact that the real Cadance doesn't give head and Chrysalis blatantly admits to enjoying it. He is messing with the real one when he says he doesn't know which to shoot. Also, Shiny wouldn't have to wait a year if herding laws are in place...

7894383

He was touching himself, with having realized it

without

Well, technically he did realize it...
But yeah, that's a typo.
Time to get fixin'!
(That's what I get for only proofreading once.)

7894392
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

7894414
So, what your'e saying is, he should try throwing each one of them off a balcony...

7894468
Ha! So you approve, eh?

7894541
Yes, that was totally on purpose.
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7894586
Heh, you're putting a lot more thought into that analogy than I did! ^.^

:facehoof:

Ugh... Well, there's another story by DLS to preemptively favorite. 'Cause Lord knows, it's not going to not happen.

:derpytongue2:

EDIT: You did this just so you could put a Mystery tag on a clop story, didn't you?

After he chose wrong I just couldn't read any more. It was just too cruel.

7894590
So, what about the herding laws? Can we hope for Chryssie becoming part of the Crystal Empire?

7894338 how about instead of a sequel where he get his punishment how about one where he verbally rips Cadence a new one for what amounts to a horrendously gross breach of trust and confidence. I mean really Cadence you don't do that kind of stuff to your husband out if you want a marriage to last.

7894662 Better yet since we are going down this road why don't we imply that Celestia married them With out allowing asking either of them and Shining was dating Chyssie at the time and the reforming bit is everyone in the room realizing they were set-up so Celestia could procure the Crystal Empire.

7894693 I like the idea

7894605
Well, no, I wrote this because people voted for it.
But when I was picking out the tags, it is true I couldn't resist that [mystery] tag. There can't be very many clopfics with one of those! (Although, come to think of it, this isn't my first [mystery] clopfic. That would be Mare Done Well.)

7894637
It wasn't that bad, goodness.
Some of my other stories get way worse.

7894641
Um, I don't think Chryssy would be the type to let herself get tied down.
Literally or metaphorically.

7894662
Or maybe instead, he could get revenge in kind? :pinkiecrazy:

7894693
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7894719 enter the Thorax

7894730 if she picks the wrong one they both go in dry

Must... resist...

Alright, now I got that out of my system.

I really liked it. I like seeing Cadance as a slutty princess as much as I like seeing her be bubblegum sweet. Chrysalis as a sexy succubis is alsways good to see, especially when she gets in royal beds. I always enjoyed seeing her as a pseudo consort to Cadance. This is still blatant claptrap, sure, but it was still a fun read.

It's always great to see changelings used like this, thanks for posting :D

shining is an idiot as always, didnt read After he chose wrong I just couldn't read any more

7894987
It doesn't get that bad, honestly. But okay.

7894826
^.^ Changelings have kind of ended up being my thing, I guess.

Ha, Shining is an idiot, He should have had this figured out in seconds. All he had to do was look at them both with a stern expression and say:
"Cadance, I know you think this is a fun little game, but it isn't. I'm sure it won't take me long to figure out which one is you, that will be simple."
At this point, he should look for any signs of anger as Chrysalis will no doubt be insulted by this. Whether she reacts or not though, he should continue just to be sure.
"The part that doesn't sit right with me is that when I guess which one is you, you want me to mount you while that digusting insect watches!?"
At this point the real Cadance will cringe, knowing that he just insulted Chrysalis big time. And Chrysalis will no doubt show some signs of anger. Bingo, he has his answer.
"Ha! You're Chrysalis! Now get out of my castle!"
Job done.

7895225
Heh. That assumes neither of them are good actors, but okay.

7895225 I imagine he still looses in this situation.

For one, Cadance and Chrysalis are both willing and on seemingly good terms, even friendly if they're doing this.

In that situation, he repeatedly insults Cadance's friend.

Sure, he doesn't mix up his wife, but he's also probably sleeping on the couch for a month.

Sex aside (as you are known to obviously write it well), the implications of the ending leave a bad taste in my mouth. They push an unwanted situation on him, manipulate the outcome, and then punish him for said coercion with an ending that's pretty dubious.

That's actually quite shitty of them now that I think about it.

I feel bad for him more than anything.

It's also a bit difficult to gauge Chrysalis's and Cadance's general feelings on the matter beyond their 'personas' toward Shining. They read pretty maliciously through their actions, which contributes to the 'bad end' feel.

Like, are they all 'down' with this, or should the tag read 'implied forced homosexuality'?

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