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dirty little secret
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
dirty little secret
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Haven't read this story yet, just looking at the description, but fuuuuck! I had this same idea but never got past a thousand words with it!
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As do we all.
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Well, that goes back to writing advice tip #1: Write!
7812637 First of all,
giggity
Also, I've been tossing around this ship idea for a Halloween fic at some point too.
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Mine involved Pip having a dream on his eighteenth birthday where he's a pirate who saves Luna from the plank. It results in a wet dream turning into a dry one.
I'm so whipped. ...or something.
I saw who this was by, sighed, and knew I couldn't stop from clicking.
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It's good to have a reputation.
100% awesome.
Lucky bastard
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^.^ What's your favorite thing about it?
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Hey, if the CMC's can get dream-help from the Princess, why not anypony?
Diamonds.
*adds to shelf*
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Heh. Relevant username.
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I really liked how Luna helped Pip over come his fear and at the same time was right their watching.
to tell the truth I would like to see a part too ware Pip and Luna really do get to gather.
sex maybe or maybe just as close friends.
I know what my reaction would have been:
What? No! I don't-
*wakes*
SON OF A BI-
OTP! OTO! OTP!
Very well done! Perhaps a sequel where they do it in the waking world, too?
Rare for me to enjoy a adult story as much as this one. As such, it has earned a place on my "Best Adult" story list.
D'awwwwww... okay this was awesome. Just, loved all of it, it was sweet, endearing, sexy, and I really do like the idea of Luna helping out in this way, plus it made sense, her reasoning was rather sound, trying to help him get over his fears by tackling the root cause, inexperience and fear of not being good enough, but in a way that, being a dream, isn't getting TO personal. She's not being some slut, this isn't "Create a clopfic by turning everyponies libidos up to eleven" type excuse. It was.. realistic, she's not some sex-crazed pervert, she simply has no hang ups or qualms about sex. And I loved how gentle, yet also in control she was, a great balance, allying his fears, being supportive, gentle, but also making sure to be just firm enough to push him along, staying in control, this is her teaching him after all. Just all around really well done.
My fave ship!
Staff of life? What an amazing... ly awkward name for it. I may have to borrow that one.
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Heh, if anything, I thought the sequel would be him and Scootaloo.
...I don't really see the Princess's motivation for a second encounter, especially in real life.
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^.^ Pretty much.
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Yeah. ^.^ Although
this one didn't get a ton of readers, I do think it's one of my better stories. When I started figuring it out, I only had a flimsy premise to work with, but I really like what it grew into and turned out to be.Edit: Never mind, it just took longer to get into the feature box than I expected.
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It is a pretty damn good ship, isn't it?
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Heh. I actually did research to find that one. It was popular in the 14th century.
Looking up archaic slang for sex-related words is a fun pastime! ^.^
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Thanks! ^.^ I do really like how this one turned out, even though I began with a really thin and clop-for-the-sake-of-clop premise. But it really grew into something beautiful once I figured out what their motivations should be.
... And also, I guess I'm apparently good at 'let me teach you how to have sex' stuff. The Sex Ed stories have taken off wildly, after all.
7815002 That is a wonderful suggestion.
7815008 Think my favorite part was when he tried to reproduce what he'd seen in pornos and force her down on his cock, just, her reaction was perfect. Firm, no room for debate telling him to stop, without snapping at him or getting upset, just asserting control, then calmly explain things to him. She knew he was just copying what he'd seen and didn't fully understand what all that involved, wasn't angry, upset, just calmly teaching him why he shouldn't do that without checking with his partner first before getting back to helping him out.
7815002 It's the only good Luna ship I can think of. The rest eather involve generic batpony captains or characters that are waay better in other ships. THere is also literally no other male character fitting thematicly luna.
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that defiantly works for me I like scoots
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So... Princest doesn't count?
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All just going along with the theme and what the characters would do. ^.^
7816132 Dislestia. Your turn.
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Where royal sisters eat out.
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You do make a good point. However, I feel like I could perhaps have a conversation between the two old friends. Could I perhaps write a sequel where he has a followup conversation with Luna to answer his questions, again in a dream? Sex need not occur. All under your auspices, of course.
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It's nice to read clop that's written by people who aren't virgins.
7817073 Well, making assumptions there. More, it's good to read clop from writers that make their characters, characters first and foremost. Motivations, faults, nuances, just making them actual characters who happen to get a lot of sex, rather then constructs created just for the sake of having sex.
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So, Luna either helps everyone who has a crippling fear of romantically engaging their prospective partner, wanted to help Pip specifically because (as far as she remembers from that one Nightmare Night) she's his favorite princess, or she was just feeling pent up herself and felt his own distress in the same regard.
I could also look at it that she is afraid of asking anyone in the real world for any intimacy and has withdrawn herself into the dream world for this kind of interaction. Imagine someone actually having enough courage to at least send her a letter (vague enough for nobody to be suspicious but specific enough for only Luna to know) and help her with her own anxiety, at least once. That'd be sweet.
Either way, a great little read
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Y'know, with the author's blessing, I may do just that. Thanks for the idea.
7818099 You're welcome! I'd love to read about it if you do
I'm sure there are 10,000 tales on FimFiction that detail why Luna is called the Princess of the Night, but yours was the first I'd read and it was very enjoyable! I suppose if she doesn't specialize in nightmares but branches out to wet dreams, then she gets more action than Prince Blueblood!
A couple of thoughts. Princess Luna didn't pass on the most important lesson she could have taught this randy stallion: to have him or the mare use some sort of protection unless they wanted to have a foal. Also, this is just a personal preference, I find Luna's thee/thou archaic speech to be more endearing than the modern speech used here.
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Um... Chryslestia?
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I wonder if the owner of that establishment is aware of this joke...
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Heh.
This is true... and I have used my own experiences to enhance my clop writing. ^.^
"Seriously, it's okay. I was just doing 'research' for my next story!"
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People still like it, even if it doesn't have quite the same artistic merit.
Though sometimes I will just throw things together without worrying about that.
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That does sound interesting...
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Consider yourself blessed.
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Thanks! ^.^ I'd like to think this is probably one of the better ones, even if you did read the others.
As for Luna's speech, I usually let her be a bit more acclimated to modern times. It's been 5 seasons since she spoke like that, after all. Still, I tried to show some more subtle hints at archaic diction ... I think it suits her.
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Well yeah, sometimes.... sex for the sake of hot, sweaty, kinky fucking is awesome too. Nice to have variety.
7821371 Not relevant to Pipsqueak X Luna.
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What were we talking about, again?
...
7821742 Any better Luna ship than with Pipsqueak.
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Heheh, figures about the experience
my own do work their way into my clopfics.
It's in production. Let me know if you'd like a look.
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It's done!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/359202/after-the-dream
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Twixilunestiaset. BOOM! On this day Aurora creates the ultimate ship, automatically denying anyone who disagrees. The crowd goes wild!
7837110 Well, at least no ship haz moar POWAH!!!
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Needs more Glim Glam.
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Amazing!
Oh wow ... somebody who actually follows through!
I'll add a link.
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No. No it does not.
The psycho level is high enough as it is.