• Published 13th Dec 2016
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My Little Pony: The Last Twonicorn - No1MporXant



When the evil Grogar returns to bring eternal darkness & decay to Equestria and beyond, only 1 bad-ass anti-hero(who's the last of his kind) has the power to stop him, and Princess Twilight wants to show this anti-hero the true power of friendship.

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Wait, You're going to What?!

Then the Mane 6 & Spike board the train just before it's about to leave, later on board the train we see Claymore is riding on the roof of the train, lying down in the same zen-like pose he had back on the roof of the castle, then Twilight opens a roof hatch & comes out looking for Claymore, and the others aren't too far behind, then Twilight struggles against the wind from the speeding train, trying to get close to Claymore so she can talk to him, Twilight then shouts out "Claymore" once, then she struggles to get closer & shouts out "Claymore" again.

"What do you want?!" Claymore responds with a bit of frustration in his tone.

"Listen" says Twilight, "I heard about what it was like for you growing up, and I just want to say I'm sorry we got off on the wrong hoof earlier, so I was hoping maybe we could try starting over & become friends?".

Claymore simply replies "No".

"Come on Claymore, Everypony should have friends" says Twilight.

"Not Interested" replies Claymore.

Twilight then tries to think of something else to say, and then says "Claymore, you obviously know more about magic than me, but I learned that Friendship is the most important of all Magics, and I want to give the magic of friendship to you-".

But then Claymore interrupts saying "Go Away!", and he levitates Twilight's hooves off the floor of the train's roof, then she gets caught in the wind & is thrown backwards, only to be caught by the rest of the Mane 6.

Then Rainbow gets upset & soars over to Claymore, "Hey pal" says Dash, "She's just trying to help you out, you don't have to be such a soar grape!"

Then Claymore grabs Rainbow with his magic, flips her over so her head is facing towards Claymore, slams her back side on the floor of the train's roof, then slides her up close to him so that they can make direct eye contact, "Tell you're rookie princess friend" says Claymore, "I don't want her sympathy, nor do I need anyone's help!", then he levitates her up & throws her backwards, naturally with her flying skills she recovers from that throw almost instantly.

Twilight then tries again, Twilight gets up to him & says "Claymore Please, as the Princess of Friendship it's my sworn duty to spread the Magic of Friendship to those who need it, even if they won't admit it, I know we can be friends".

"Friends only slow you down & hold you back" says Claymore.

Twilight then says "That's not true, Friends can help you out, whether it's with having a good time or dealing with problems-".

Claymore interrupts saying "You're starting to irritate me!",

Then Pinkie tries her hoof at talking to him, and try a bunch of Pinkie Pie-ish stuff to try and make him laugh, but nothing she tries works & Pinkie gets magically thrown backwards(but she'll be alright cause hey this is Pinkie Pie we're talkin' about here).

Then Twilight groans in angst & says "Why won't you just let me be your friend?!".

"Because you're just gonna get hurt!" replies Claymore, then with a bit of depression in his tone he says "The Dance Partners & Back-up Dancers keep changing, but it's always the exact same song & dance."

"Huh?" Twilight says in confusion.

Claymore then explains in a calmer manner "Look kid, what I do is the most dangerous job imaginable, but someone has to do it even if they don't want to, and often when others try to help me, they just end up severely injured or worse, so it's better for everyone if I do this job alone".

"Danger? pphhtt" says Rainbow, "Like were going to let any danger stop us, we've taken down the likes of Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, the Changelings, King Sombra, Lord Tirek & many other dangerous foes".

"But nothing could prepare you for this" replies Claymore, "I've fought sinister specters, battled armies of terrifying monsters, delt with demonic beings that would haunt your dreams for all eternity, and prevented powerful other worldly titans from destroying our universe, the very fate of our world often rests on my shoulders, and since I am the only twonicorn left in the world, I'm the only one who can handle these situations, I will do whatever it takes to ensure the safety of our world to the bitterest end, and now I must face the one foe who I've spent 2 centuries preparing for, the Ultimate Necromancer,(then we see a gleam of light shine across his sunglasses as he says)Grogar!"

"That's just the thing" says Twilight, "If Grogar is just as bad as everypony makes him out to be, then we'd all stand a better chance of stopping him if we all work together as friends".

"I'm not going to STOP Grogar" says Claymore.

"You're Not?" asks Twilight.

Claymore then replies "I'm Going to END Him!"(as he says that, he lowers his sunglasses & we see his different colored eyes for a few brief seconds).

"END Him?" asks Rainbow Dash, "Wait, you mean like as in(then she swipes her hoof across her neck while saying a high-pitched) Koweak?"(in other words Claymore plans to KILL Grogar, it's just saying END him sounds a little more kid friendly then just saying KILL).

"Exactly" says Claymore.

"What?!" says Twilight, "Are you Insane?! You can't END him, you can't just End someone-".

Claymore then interrupts & says "Grogar is not Just SOMEONE, he's the monster that has been a burden to 2 worlds for over 5000 years, he's responsible for the extinction of my own kind, I plan to bring him down once & for all, even if I have to go along with him, and I don't intend to have anyone get in my way, especially not a bunch of nosy kids!", he then teleports the Mane 6 & Spike back into the inside of the train, everyone ends up all in a pile like they were all thrown into the train's car.

Then everyone gets up,"Nosy Kids?!" says Rainbow, "Why that-" then she tries to fly up to a roof hatch again.

But Twilight magically grabs Rainbow by the tail and says "No Rainbow Dash! It's not worth getting upset over him, just let it go", then Rainbow flops onto her butt & makes a pouting pose.

"Well That went Swimmingly well" says Rarity.

"Wait, there was a Swimming Well on the roof of this train?" says Pinkie, "That's a funny place to go swimming".

"It's just a figure of speech Pinkie" says Rarity with a frustrated look on her face.

"Now what are we supposed to do?" asks Fluttershy.

"I guess the best thing we can do is let this play through & hope that we can find a better alternative later on" says Twilight.