Bendy
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How?! How do you smoke a smug voice?
I dont think this needed a question mark to end it.
And this was amazingly hilarious!
Love it.
Praise Moonbutt!
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Glad you liked it. In what way did you find it hilarious? Like what was your favorite part?
And which pony's butt did you like best?
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Going fix those. Thanks. Glad you liked it. How did you like it?
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Not the sun?
7772826 Sun butt to glorius.
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Did you enjoy this story?
7772831 yes
This amused me.
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In what way?
7772858 in a way that made me chuckleberry almost constantly of the idea this poor guy in a tuxedo was getting crushed by pony butts.
Needs more Rarity.
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Yeah, you're kinda right.
I'm not sure I'll edit her in more, but I'm more than willing to allow others to make their own spin off of this story if they want.
7772826 If I have to put more thought into it.
I really loved the size difference. O man that was glorious.
The other thing that tickled me was there scents/taste.
Favorite/best pony for me is always Luna.
Why do you write this stuff?
Usually I don't like your work, but this story made me chuckle. Congrats.
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Why don't you?
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What made you like this one? Details please.
You glorious bastard
Hahahaha, this was funny.
BUTTS!
Whoah hell, I've seen how big they are...
Chriiiiist.
I'm okay with this fate.
Awesome work Bendy, awesome work XD
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I assume if you were this human would be worshiping the big fat pony butts, not resisting them?
I needed.... big ponies. If the ponies are big.. then those butts can get BIG.
I too would taste the rainbow.
7772945 well I guess for starters I wasn't having a giant horsecock impaling me. I know ... Heresy. That's just me though, sure others are fine with that. Other than that the pure ridiculousness of the story is nice.
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I write those stories for the shits and giggles, I know they are very stupid. I don't really futa on male at all.
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Possibly,
I do like butts, I'm more of a boobs guy myself. I do appreciate a fine butt though.
You chose well, hehe.
I would devour the Rainbow
I really appreciate the absurd melodrama that seems to define most of your stories.
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You're read my stories before? What did you like about this story?
Would you resist pony butts like this Anon had in this story?
7773169 At first, maybe. But I suspect I suspect I'd eventually go native. As for this story, it's just how serious everyone is taking the preposterous scenario. Might have been nice to end with a nod to Discord, though.
Ok, while it lacks any explanation for why everything was bonkers for a period of time, the ending really wrapped up the situation in a fantastic way. Variations of this could even be part of a larger story. This was good work, Bendy.
Amusing and amazing as always. Me like it!
Hey I read that story before!!! Come on man(?)! You can do better then that. Live a little let you words free.
SHUN THE HERETIC! *shun*
Heresy! No one can resist pony butts!
I know it just for fun. And I like the story. Just if I was on Anon's place, than I couldn't resist those butts.
Burn him at the stake!
Heh
What if Anon prefers griffon butt?
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Yeah, someone could make their own spin off this. Or I could make a more detailed sequel and reveal why it happened.
Which pony has best butt?
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Because butt.
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How did you like this one?
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Not praising pony butt is heresy.
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It is heresy of the highest order. I too could not resist the pony butt too. But it was funny writing a human who didn't like pony butts.
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[Hands flaming torch to you.]
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You enjoyed this story?
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But pony butt is bigger and fatter?
7774512 It was a ride to enjoy! Especially due to the absurdity of it all! I almost piss myself from laughter when Cadance, Luna, and Celestia tried to 'purge' Anon! And that ending, oh sweet lord above, who is responsible? Is there even someone behind what happened? Were their urges to have Anon worship their fat, big pony butts what caused them to hunt him down? Was it Discord trolling? Did Discord awoken the hidden desires of those big butt mares? WHO KNOWS!
This story may not reach the levels of the 'Anatomy problems' or those in which Anon loves and wants to worship pony butts. But it delivers a random, chaotic moment out of nowhere that is a joy to behold! Kudos, Bendy, this is one of the reasons I worship you man!
Overall, I give it a 9/10!
PS: Celestia and Luna have best butt. Luna = sexiest. Celestia = biggest.
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I wonder if explain the butt madness that it would ruin the joke?
I think also need to write more average sized human x BIG pony romance. It's quite hot when they are BIG.
Also, I just added this line:
What do you think of it?
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Yes, but griffon butt is tighter and fluffier. Plus attached to cute catbirds.
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The one with the butt.
7774690 I think Anon, deep inside, likes pony butts.
This was the weirdest story I've read on this site. Funny...but weird.
7775391 Read more of his work
yoou'll lose your mind (or if you're like me and already lost it, you'll never be able to think about the concept of humor without thinking of pony butt!).
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Did you like this one?
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I've written some arguable crazier ones.
7775434 In the sense of did I leave a like? Yes. If you mean my opinion of it, then I would say it's mixed. Some of your works, like this one, are so overly simple that I find myself unsure. But, what I get from all of your work that I've read is that you work off of the concept of "mix a lot of crazy, a lot of simplicity and casualness, and you get a story that's just so zany/goofy that you can't but laugh, whether you have even the faintest idea why or not", so that style is great for some of your stories, but others are so quick and right to the point that they feel a little too...easy I guess, for me. That said, I laughed at this story, and was debating on whether to put in one of my folders (and actually wasn't sure whether to put it in my Sex folder or my "Clean" Fun folder, since your stories are hard to decide on since they swing between simply talking about sex and being saucy, to outright having humorous sexytimes
), but regardless I have decided to do so, since it made me laugh, and you the writer have written more funny stories than I honestly know what to do with. Your works pretty much always have made me laugh or at least smirk, so that makes me just love your style of stories in general, I especially find your "Heretic!" lines when the protagonist does not like pony sex/butts humorous...and can't say I entirely disagree with it at times!
What in the fuck...
10,000% canon
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You enjoy the rest of this story?
7774512 You're always enjoyable bendy
Ass
7777927 You know the premise of Monsters vs Aliens? A scientist swaps his head with a cockroach, another one accidently turns a tomato into a brainless blob et cetera et cetera and theres also a giant woman. Now the Military had to keep the monsters under controll, but can also use them to fight aliens.
So what if a scientist, in his efforts to create the ultimate lifeform, doesnt create a pokemon or a emo hedgehog, but ponies? GIANT ponies.
I would have loved it to get super dark and kill him, with them all realizing their mistake. That's just me though.
wait, you're telling me you wouldn't fuck that many girls LITERALLY throwing themselves at you!!! I wish I were you!!!
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That's what makes the story funny.
Yes, I would bang the ponies.
7934744 This is honestly how I feel half the time
I would fuck a pony before I fucked my own species.