As a bright and promising student entering her senior year at Canterlot High School, Trixie Lulamoon thought she was prepared for many things... the least of which was being magically summoned across dimensions by her equine doppelganger to perform an all-important task. A bit of a warning would have been nice. Some clothes would have been nicer.
relax ya petty people. it's just a silly joke.
So.... much... Trixie.
Not bad. Could use more Trixie
7790831 BOOOO!
7790898 did it for the jokes.
keep it flowing mate.
best president though.
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wut
This sounds like something Thor or Vegeta would say
I'm detecting trace amounts of Sunsetrix, Twixie and Glim Glam Sparkx.
Your horsewords bring smiles yet again!
Oh, Skirts. Never change.
Isn't there supposed to be a rule that a story can only cross the line from seriousness into absurdity once without first becoming serious again?
I may have to re-evaluate my faith in literary rules. This was absurd. Poor Trixie, victimized by a world that thinks she's far more adorable than she wants to be.
I am going to need... hm. Yes, I am going to need more of this.
7790831 Doing god's work, brother.
I died.
Looks like Trixie,
:sunglasses:
really likes getting off with herself.
Also, dont forget, Ariel was brought up with six older sisters, all of who didnt have to worry about a pelvis getting in the way, in an enviroment where they didnt have to worry about things hanging.
Oh, there are the lemons.
I wonder if human Trixie would try to take over Equestria after seeing how small and fuzzy everypony seems.
This is definitely a skirtian story. And it's amusing as well. Good to see you haven't lost your touch
And that ending. Good job, Trixie
I think the force of my facepalm just killed half my brain cells.
7790831 First to be castrated.
Heh.
This might just be my new favourite way to describe Ponyville
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This was very silly. (and a bit shippy)
How selfish! Trixie can do it telekineticly, while Spike has to get close to do it manually.
There is gotta be a picture of this somewhere in the fandom.
...There isn't, probably because Equestria doesn't have much use for firefighters when the weather team can take care of their trademark job better than they ever could.
(Note: Had to take a break or else I would have died laughing)
Not a bad way to go, but still, I decided against it.
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Shipping time! ♪
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Oh, ooooooooooooooh.
We all know who that is.
OMG this was such a Great and Powerful piece of work.

Got me laughing from beginning to end, and you somehow managed to be both hysterical and adorable at the end, it was adorhilarious!
Alright now we all can look forward to this:
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~Leonzilla
Adorable and slightly absurd. Very nice.
I do love a good human ponidox, and this was very good indeed. Hilariously absurd from start to finish. Thank you for it.
You should send this to Sethisto
Ok. Google Translate failed on me for this, so I'm gonna have to ask the author personally exactly what this translates to in English. I maybe got the words "cosmic, hominid and persona," but that's about it.
7791213 got a little sexual.
7791104 glad i could be a religious disappointment.
Well, at the very least it was just peanut butter, not pickles. That would've been catastrophic!
There's a Supernatural joke in that title somewhere; I'm sure of it...
So the pony to human sizes is this story are something like as in the artwork in your profile?
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Toy ponies
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Typo/nitpicks/suggestions
calendar as a calender (wiki link) is a machine
sapient (thinking; like in "Homo sapiens")
as any-thing/being/animal with any kind of a brain is sentient (feeling ex. pain).
I don't know if Trixie qualify for a "floof" like Fluffle Puff does :)
So maybe just "fluff"?
lungful
waist
think (as the uncorrupted idiom is about that you will have to think again as your first one ("think") is wrong and not that you will get some stuff delivered ;) )
>"Fappo!" Pinkie pinballed violently out of the establishment... landing against some bank truck somewhere.
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7791668
its half latin half meaningless gibbberish
Thus the actual Trixiening ensued.
Number one proponent of said event, besides Trixie(s).
7792056 So the half that WASN'T gibberish, di- did I get it right?
This was amazing.
7792102
as far as I can see, yeah
7790831
Correct me if 'm wrong, but isn't that a bannable offense?
So let's see. Trixie and Trixie; tiny adorable horses (too bad they aren't wearing sweaters); offhand hints at SunLight, Trixie being jealous of Sunsets attention; AND Pony!Trixie apperantly having a thing for Starlight? Plus anything I might have missed?
Yep, I think this is just about perfect.
Pfffffft
7792690 sure hope not because that's a petty thing to be upset over.
7793032
It's more that there used to be a hell of an issue with the first 20 or so comments on stories being nothing but people trying to claim 'first'. Taking a draconian response cleared the issue right up.
7793049 fair enough. i was doing a silly little joke to cheer skirts up, hence why I included the chuckle at the end.
but i guess it didn't come out the way i intended in my head.
oh well. lola.
Keep it flowing mate.
7793056 Flowing is one way to put it. But, then, at this point, there's not much to flow. The issue has already been solved, you two have no lasting hard feelings, and I'm just speaking about what's already happened. Here, have a QotD:
How often do you feel the need to sleep in? How much sleep do you get on average (Within a week)?
If you're a security guard at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
*Hits blunt*
Yeah.
7793080 sleep is a waste but i would bang Chris Patt.
keep lighting it up.
7790866 Your avatar made this comment perfect.
7791668
7792109 first one I have no clue, second sounds like a chant or charge, something from warhammer specifically, last one sounds fairly similar to expecto patronem or whatever the spell Harry Potter uses.
Yo ss&e... What the fuck?

I don't think I'll ever stop asking that of your stories....
You move in mysterious ways
7791612 Yes. Yes we all should
7793235 Why thank you Madam or Miss.... or dude.