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Blueshift


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For millennia Satan has ruled over Hell with an iron fist, torturing the souls of the damned and preparing for the moment when he will unleash his evil over the Earth. But one day, something strange happens. One day he discovers the magic of friendship.

Will Satan be able to rebuild Hell in the spirit of love and tolerance? Or is Hell no place for ponies?

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Thank you Blueshift I shall accept my role of the former horse of war with evil glee :scootangel:

there is no circle of hell heinous enough for those who read and write fanfiction. I have no hope for death, only madness. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

I haven't even read this story and I can already tell it will be glorious. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applejack_lolface.png

I saw that title and laughed like there was no tomorrow. Reading later.

Oh god. Feature bar, prepare for a storm.

There is nothing but a lack of Wi-Fi that can stop me from reading this story...

Damnit, I have to leave the hotspot now.

Blueshift, you win the internet. Forever.

-Tricondon

Hello! The fine folks at Foods Inc. would like to remind you that the Heaven's Gate mass-suicide used Flavor-Aid brand drink flavoring and not Kool-AId brand drink flavoring.

also this is awesome(as usual) - every line had a grin plastered onto my face, I want your babies, etc

Blueshift, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR FANFIC!

Oh, Blueshift. :facehoof::pinkiehappy:

I agree with michael. how dare that bastard think applejack is actually better than Luna.

But isn't it "technically" God that tortures everyone in hell? Including Satan?

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Sometimes Satan is a prisoner in Hell at the lowest circle enduring the worst punishments, sometimes he is ruling in Hell, depends which ancient texts you read. There's barely a mention of it in the Bible though, and nothing at all about Satan's role in it, so it's all open for debate

"I stand before you as beautiful Princess Luna, cute and shy!”"

There we have it. Satan is officially cutest pone.

Hard to believe heaven has no ponies. Still, a very enjoyable crazy Blueshift fic.

As someone who has just reached a estimated words read of over ten million on this site, I am quite pleased with the idea of going to hell to read MLP fan fiction for all eternity. :pinkiehappy:

The big issue is that now, people are gonna murder a box of kittens and burn down an orphanage, then off themselves to get to the new hell. :twilightsheepish: I'm guessing that the truly evil souls will be forced to live in G3 and G3.5 My Little Pony.

Ummm... wat? I love it. And Satan is right. AJ is best pony.

So hell is where horrible fics go for moderation... it makes sense now!

Even though I'm an atheist, I can say I still love this fan fiction!

One of the funniest things I ever read.

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Not exactly, in many translations of the Bible, God is just described as just not allowing the damned to enter into his kingdom, it's never stated that he's the mastermind behind the tortures.

As for the story, it was decent. Let's just pray that no incarnation of the afterlife will ever function like ANY sort of way it was described in the story. :derpytongue2:

"What would Pinkie Pie do?"
"Invade Heaven?" :pinkiecrazy:

You bastard that was ridiculously hilarious!

This was good for a chuckle. Not enough pony in it for me, though. However, it looks like the denizens of Hell think otherwise.

First I read a story about Mihoshi (Tenchi Muyo) fixing up Hell and now bronies. When will the madness stop?!:raritydespair:

Edit: Is it just me or I'm I seeing a disturbing trend that Equestria is now the new Heaven? Why am I okay with this?

"Now ride War, Famine and Pestilence, spread love and tolerance across Hell!”

L. O. L. :moustache:

Heheh. Funny stuff. I was mad at first, since I've been working on a similar story where Lucifer is sent to Equestria, but when I realized you're the author of my favorite one-shot comedies on this site ("Nineteen Neighty-Four" and "Two Peas in a Pod") I had to read it. :rainbowlaugh: Very clever. I hope you give mine a chance, I'll think you'll appreciate the humor.

Meh, it was OOC. Pinkie Pie would definitely invade Heaven.

i like how you make fun of all the crappy fanfics out there "ALL THE PORN" :rainbowlaugh: this is a good fanfic: not offensive, quirky, original, funny, believable, and no pornography :scootangel:

Blue, you never cease to amaze me with your extraordinaire stories.

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guess we're all going to hell. oh well, at least they have ponies! :scootangel:

There are no words in any language that can properly convey how much I love this story.:heart:

And Applejack as best pony? I'm sure he meant to say Sweetie Belle. :unsuresweetie:

Thank you for writing this...words can't express how amazing that was.

My internets, you win them all!

851502 Actually, you're thinking of Jonestown. Heaven's Gate used applesauce. :applejackconfused: :applecry:

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Don't even speak of those retched things! Not even the Habsro guy who changed Derpy's name deserves that!

N.I.B. - Black Sabbath

So Satan got lonely after those South Park kids killed his gay lover, didn't he?

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Still not quality Kraft brand products.

This story is just completely...
*sunglasses*
HELLARIOUS!
Pun completely intended.
Very good, as usual, Blueshift.

My god.


My mind. It's broken.

Of all the things I've read in my life, this is the strangest. So... I should probably find something to top this?

This might be a totaly coincidence, but did you perhaps gain inspire from my story "Between us immortals..."? Since the plot is quite simular...

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I've not read that story, sorry!

854338 Only a coincidence then, nvm!

Amazing!!!! It also kinda represents what the fandom has become nowadays! XD
Gosh I love this story... :rainbowlaugh:

Oooh, Blueshift. Once again you don't dissapoint. :twilightsmile:

:trixieshiftright::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftright: 5/5

AHHH!!!! FUDGE THE WISH TO GO TO EQUESTRIA!!! ID RATHER STAY IN GOD"S WORLD!!!:flutterrage: AHHHHH!!!! I CANT EVEN READ THIS HORRIBLE GORE STORY!!:fluttershbad:

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:rainbowderp: Psst there's no gore in it at all

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