Thorax the Red-Nosed Bughorse (and Other Hearth's Warming Carols)

by Trick Question

Oh Holy Horse

(sung to "Oh Holy Night")

Sung by me, a capella, in a single take with no audio editing. Don't expect quality.

Oh, holy horse, your Sun is brightly shining
Is it strange to worship you, as a god?
Fans of the show (some on the 'spectrum') whining
Cartoon horse altars might be a sign we're odd

It's horse shampoo... is this too far to take things?
I wear a saddle... is that a little weird?

Fall... on your hooves
Oh deer, we've crossed the line now
Oh horse, divine
Oh holy pony mural on my walls
Oh horse, divine...!
Oh horse, what have we done...

And in Her Name, we do dorky things...

We pray for tol'rance, 'cause we need it badly
Say "everypony" in public to strange looks

Celestia, our Sun
Perhaps some day we'll join thee
Oh deer, oh deer
Now it's clear, that we've gone too far
Oh deer, oh deer
Yes it's clear, that this is quite bizarre
Oh deer, oh deeeeeeeeeer!
Although weird, we still adore our star

Comments

[horizon]

This needs an "O Holey Horse" hot-take/counter-parody about Chrysalis that I do not have the focus this afternoon to write.

[CoffeeMinion]

This one gets all my

[Misty Spell]

Is it strange to worship you, as a god?

I'd give her demigoddess standing at best.

I wear a saddle... is that a little weird?

Heh, not at all!

Although weird, we still adore our star

All hail best* princess!

*: In my opinion.