What starts off as my first lucid dream turns into a living nightmare. Everything I thought to know as common sense is thrown out the window. I am now in the body of the white unicorn known as Rarity. How did this happen? Why is this happening?
Of all the worst things that could happen this is… terrible. (I cannot and WILL not use her catchphrase lest I actually become Rarity and lose all sense of myself.)
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A/N: I'm trying to veer away from self-insert. So if it sounds like this is actually coming from my perspective, it wasn't intentional.
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I'm not sure that this can be counted as a "Comedy" because in hindsight, it's not really that funny.
Edit: Well... after giving it a few re-reads and seeing the little bits of positive feedback, I've decided that I'll try to continue this again when I have time and inclination that overlap each other.
This is a great story so far.
I like how emotion is expressed and that it's very well written. 
I can't wait to read future chapters.
Looks inspired by Why Am I Pinkie Pie?
Still it's good because the idea is not overused yet.
Keep it coming!
Hm....
Sounds like "Rarity" is suffering from a case of mindfuck.
It can only escalate from here.....
I want to go mud diving with Sweetie Belle.
934774 don't everybody
nice chapter.. it really builds up anticipation for the next one..
btw.. i laughed hard at I really hope that my use of "some pony" is just a sign of me turning into a brony and not a sign of turning into Rarity.
still laughing about that line
Lucky guy. . . I wish I were turning into Rarity.
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Our main character's case of mindfuck is now severe.
972269 Heh, yeah. That was pretty funny.
972275 Careful what you wish for. It may come back to bite you in the butt... and not the good kind of bite.
972482 That's what my reaction would be like to that situation in a nutshell.
973936 Indeed.
It seems like Twilight should've bought Not-Rarity dinner before MIND EFFING her!
Enjoying the story so far. Keep up the good work!
For those of you who are going to ask, yes. I did get inspiration for not-Rarity's 'name' from another story. Please feel free to go read his work called "Death Note: Equestria". Or don't if you're not into that sort of thing.
Murder cases aren't for everyone. *shrugs*
Huzzah!
Hmm... Generally I really dislike it when a story has Pinkie so blatantly break the fourth wall, because she doesn't really actually do that. Although in a story like this, I guess it's at least a little bit less out of place.
Anyway, that's pretty much my one mild gripe, so other than that, [insert generic positive message here].
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Okay, I altered it slightly. How's it look now?
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I'm actually kinda surprised you changed it. The facial expression thing is amusing in a bizarrely Pinkie That-Makes-No-Sense Pie kind of way though.
What the heck am I doing?
This was very silly.
Jeez, enough nightmares for ya, pal?
inception
If you'r gonna tell a linear story TELL a linear story!
Famous words of the Nostalgia critic.
But seriously i had no idea what was going on.
So many nightmares!
I sometimes wonder if I got high in a past life or something.
An interesting twist in the "Why am I X?" stories.
Uh, it's more of a North Eastern American Atlantic accent.
Sorta posh, a false dialect if you will.
... I would simply DIE if I were in his position...
The awkward embarrassment would be too much for me to handle.
Or just faint, whatever comes first.
Yes! This story has updated again!
Here, Have a thumb
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In this story. A brony should've been dead before his mind gets transported into Rarity. Not only that, he gains all of Rarity's memeries, but still has his own. A memory spell supposed not to work on him. And hitting his head against the wall supposed to make him realizes it wasn't a dream.
I'll do better than that. Only based after the two episodes of season three. I hope TundraStanza transfer this story to me, so I'll do a remake.
5528963 , If you want to write a better story, then go ahead and write a better story. You don't have to transfer my work to your account to do that. Just write something of your own.
can I ask a question? what made you stop working on the story? cause i love stories like this
Nah, she believed you. It's just something that happens to Rarity every other week. Last time she was a wombat named Uhltoes.
do my eyes decive me a update what trickery is this
It lives! I remember reading this years ago and loving it, so I reread it before the latest chapter. I'm not sure why the story was stalled for so long, but I look forward to reading more.
This is becoming a bit way crazy.
I'm glad this story got another chapter. It's a very good story.
its Aive
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Just like AJ's accent is a stereotype of my accent (it's a mix between southern, northwestern and city)
Uh oh keep the scissors away from Pinkie!!!
Hope to see more of this soon!^_^
now the saying unleash pinkie has a new meaning
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Neat, see you guys next year!
This is certainly an interesting story. Please keep up the good work if you have the time and interest.
You know, it would be interesting if Applejack's past self was pretty much like her current self. Say an apple farmer in the Ozarks. The two would be pretty similar in their lives, only with the human having a greater understanding and liking of human technology and such things.
Welcome to the salty spatoon, how tough are ya?
this is getting interesting also I think i just may have found the theme song for this story it might not be perfect but its pretty high up their in my opinion