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Nazi punks fuck off.



It was a nice autumn evening. Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining Armor were casually walking down the streets of Canterlot when they spied an interesting graffiti poll on a wall.

"Which Princess has the best flanks?!"

The results of the poll confuse, sadden, and start rivalries among the princesses.

Just some late night silliness. Have a wonderful autumn!

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Nah, but fo' real.

Who got them flanks?


Moonbutt has best butt.

I can expect to see this in the feature box in the morning :rainbowlaugh:

7725243 If that happens, so many people are gonna see my handwriting.


7725226 Well, you often can't go wrong with Sunbutt. :trollestia:

There is a reason the act of showing them off is called "mooning".


Annnnd we have another idea...


Hahaha! This was a really funny story! Especially the ending!

Bugbutt is best butt. Customizable as well.

:trollestia: We later caught Spike making his own marks...
:twilightoops: Wut!
:moustache: fifty?............... What?.................. I can dream can't I?
:duck: only fifty?
:rainbowlaugh: I didn't think he could count that high!?!

Comment posted by Ponyminer64 deleted Nov 17th, 2016

7725226 I imagine cadence does, as shown in A Canterlot Wedding, she has the power to not only stand up on her hindlegs, but dance around and hop around using only her hindlegs. Add in the fact that she's a military wife, and she must be incredibly toned. The other princesses Celestia, Luna, and Twilight are a glutton, a gamer (by popular headcannon), and a bookworm. I can't really imagine theirs being best unless you're into big butts, which I'm not.

TLDR: Cadance wins

7725260 Well, I was right. :rainbowlaugh:

I swear I'm too good at predicting that feature box:derpytongue2:


Singular is graffito, just FYI.

7725762 Praise to the Princesses of Equestria!

~Crystalline Electrostatic~


I regret nothing.

I upvoted.

7725260 guess how I found this.:pinkiehappy:

7725762 Truly nothing in Equestria can rival the sheer majesty of Mount Rumpmore.

Luna wins this competition...

but poor Shining Armour, not only did he get caught by his wife voting for another princess but she voted for his own sister....

Well, if you take the movies into consideration, Twilight is pretty easy. You just got to bump into her few times and she'll be putty in your hooves.

Cutest beats sexiest.

Chalk me up for Luna.

I thought this would have went something along the lines of the group seeing the graffiti and then, when Shining looks away, he sees all of the princesses staring at him as if expecting him to answer.

Then I remembered that Twilight's his sister, so I removed her from the equation.

Regardless, this made me kek. :trollestia:

7725226 all of them!

i love 'em all:pinkiecrazy:

I give a tally to moon but and star butt. Maybe to sun butt and love butt. Maybe


Celestia. Best princess. Best buns. The moon is only a reflection of the sun's light, just as those flanks are an imitation of Celestia's magnificence. All hail, give praise.

Convert, ye nonbelievers. Be saved heretics!

crosses out "Princess," writes in "Queen"
Crosses out the four princesses names
Writes "Chrysalis" and put more than a couple dozen tallies.

you got that right Cadence buuut I'm a Lunatic so I have to go with Luna. (Hey that looks like my handwriting)

Man, I don't know how you do the thing:pinkiecrazy:... but it's a good thing you do it:rainbowkiss:, by the way, Luna has the most lovely cheeks.:eeyup:

7725659 you might want to count again.

And F you, we can vote however we want. That's why there's more than one voting option. This isn't Facebook, at least it's not meant to be, and we should be able to express our honest opinions without getting flack from hateful people like you.

I did down vote, because I'm tired of seeing stories like this. To be fair, though, this had very well done grammar and even successfully kept the characters in-character.

I laughed so hard while reading this. And I agree with the poll, Luna and Twilight do indeed have the best assets. :moustache:

Ok...I'm done now...

I have to agree with the final two votes.

Short, but nice and amusing.
And that end. What a great way to and a story :rainbowlaugh:


* Jer'rahd sneaks in . Check marks Luna. Writes a note about Celestia's flank being as big as the sun. Then sneaks back to his own story.*

Comment posted by Xanatos Speed Chess deleted Nov 16th, 2016

Nothing can:pinkiehappy:
All I did was search "Luna moon butt" and I found this :derpytongue2:
Aahh, the powers of Google :raritywink:

No! Don't listen to their heresy! The lunar republic shall rule all! The moon shines a softer light to the suns harsh, killing rays!
Come, brothers and sisters! Rise up against the sun! :pinkiecrazy:

Lol I don't know why I did that:derpytongue2:

Shining Armor, brain melted, sat down in front of the graffiti wall. His two front legs crossed over each other, and his eyes looked in different directions. He stayed that way for a couple hours.

Can't say I would feel any different in his situation.

this was great!

7725472 All hail best everypony!

which princess has the best Flask ?????

7725762 I second that!

Gotta put one down for Celestia, I like 'em big and bouncy.

This was so much fun:rainbowlaugh:
Go cadance and luna.

Add a mark to the Luna column for me

All hail "The New Lunar RUMPublic" :rainbowwild:

Y'all know I am keeping score for the blog post poll at the end of the day, right?

Keep the tallies coming!

as a complement



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