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Everyone at Canterlot High School says that Sunset Shimmer has bacon-colored hair. What Pinkie Pie sets out to accomplish one day is to answer an age-old question: does Sunset's hair TASTE like bacon?

Needless to say, the adventure proves to be quite... Indescribable.


I literally came up with this at 5:30 in the morning one day.:derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy:
The timeline is after Friendship Games, but before Legend of Everfree. I've yet to see LoE as of 11-14-16.

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:rainbowlaugh: This was so fucking hilarious! I LOVE IT!

By God, this is brilliant.

Hahahahaha! Oh, man this is funny!

Started laughing when I read the title and what ya' know, kept laughing as I read.

This is like that one fanfic where unicorn horns taste like candy.

very, very important to watch out for pinkie.

It felt like she was getting chased by a crazy girl with a big knife wanting to turn her into a cupcake.






Seriously? You...you seriously did that?


This was still pretty hilarious though:rainbowlaugh: I needed a laugh.


Twilight/Sci-Twi: Grape Roll-ups?
Rarity: Blackberry jam?
Fluttershy: Strawberries.
Rainbow Dash: Skittles. Taste the Rainbow.
Applejack: Cinnamon apples.
Sweetie Belle: Strawberry and Grape swirl ice cream.
Scootaloo: Grape jelly.
Apple Bloom: Gala apples.
Derpy: Muffins.
Spitfire: Strawberry lemonade.
Diamond Tiara: Strawberry ice cream.

That's all I could think of.

That was great. :rainbowlaugh:

You are a genius i Love it.


Sun human = Vanilla with mint

Moon Human = Blueberries

Love Human = Strawberry Candy

7724553 Not unless we find that mirror.

Oh my...

Wonder if Pinkie would try to find out what Fluffle Puff's hair tastes like?

Yeah, there's no escaping Pinkie when she's like that, although at least Sunset lasted a while. Just as long as Pinkie doesn't get any ideas like gong to Equestria to find out what ponies' manes taste like... at least I hope she doesn't.

Before I read it, what is the Horror tag for ?

7724780 Ya... Before I read, what is that tag for ?

7724966 It ended up kind of being a spoof of horror stories, as well. Can't go wrong with a different, non-harmful purpose!

7725063 ... what the the Horror tag for ?

7725411 Because of the horror elements it spoofs.

7725419 But does it really have them in ?

"'Cause she wanted to taste our hair! She said mine tasted like some fruit-flavored candy! And I thought it was all a prank..." Rainbow Dash replied.

I see what you did there. :raritywink::rainbowlaugh:

7724570 I've got black hair, so unless Pinkie's one of those people who like the taste of black licorice, I think I'm safe. Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure my hair doesn't taste like black licorice.

My hair's dark brown... I ponder what my own tastes like...
With the amount of skittles and Doritos I eat, probably a combination of those two.

Nice job!


Tacos. And love. And Chrysalis.

That cupcake reference tho. Also I wonder what pinkie ponders...

Question: When was the last time you saw yellow bacon?

Sunset, embrace the madness. It will make things easier in the future :rainbowlaugh:

Pinkie prolly won't wanna taste my hair. Tastes like disappointment and books.

yellow is the color of cooled bacon grease

7846108 What kind of person waits for bacon to cool to a point where it can congeal?

i cook enough bacon at once that the pan has a thick layer of grease left behind that cools rapidly once taken off the stove.

its easier to clean the pan if the grease solidifies, just turn it over and give a good thumping, van der waals forces do the rest

7846178 *does not know as he does not like bacon*

Whenever I see something like this I always wonder how the hell I came across it, how could it possibly exist? Then I remember I'm on the internet and that common sense is irrelevant here.

After dank memes happened, can you be surprised?

Ha! Pinkie is more persistent than Scissorman!

"Although, that did look like Angus Young and I am a huge AC/DC fan!"

Always thought that it resembled ketchup and mustard more than bacon
Call her "Condiments"

Only 1 complaint lol we need more chapters of pinkie nomming the entire school and saying stuff

We will always do that. :pinkiecrazy:

"You can run, but you can't hide, Sunset! I WILL taste your hair!" Pinkie screamed.

That sounds so creepy

"I wonder if your hair tastes like bacon..." the pink girl said creepily.

that sounds like a cannibal

*blinks* what did I just read and why do I love it

"Sunset Shimmer! Over here!" Pinkie Pie called from a few tables away. With some haste in her step, she eventually sat down at the table, right next to Pinkie. The seven friends talked as per usual, mostly about current events in their lives, the Friendship Games (which Twilight was visibly uncomfortable with), the normal deal.

you'll get used to it Twi.

She could hardly get five feet from the door when she heard, "Sunseeeet..." Sunset's eyes dilated and her mouth became a frightened frown. She slowly looked behind her, to see Pinkie Pie, standing in the middle of a hallway whose light was flickering. Sunset's fears came to be true when she saw Pinkie licking her lips.


She opened them and looked up. She was downright petrified, as Pinkie's figure stood over the bacon-haired girl, looking like she was insane. Pinkie's mouth opened as she gripped Sunset's hair.

sometimes I don't think I'll ever understand pinkie.

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