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For some reason i have the ability to write stories, therefore i continue to write in the hopes of saving what little remains of my sanity.


The Great and Powerful Trixie has returned to Ponyville to settle the score with her purple maned rival....Problem is she seems to have forgotten where it is. Surely somepony in this friendly town can point her the way right?

.....Probably not.

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yes just yes

And then Trixie met up with them and they all had a threesome while watching Dora the Explorer….

can you discribe this in explicit detail an then include it (it would be really really interesting)

i just... what? :facehoof:

7712994 I might add it as a second chapter sometime, or just as a sequel story. Maybe call it Trixie The Second Cumming! :rainbowlaugh: :twilightblush:

7712999 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly! :pinkiecrazy:

7713011 YAY!!! :pinkiehappy::pinkiesad2::pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::rainbowlaugh::derpytongue2: i made sounds i'm not proud of there. you may have to zooooooooom in to read .5 font sorry (sorry i had to include.)

All's well that ends well I suppose. :pinkiesmile:

This is terrific. I, as a low-brow brony, really appreciated all of Trixie's great lines and powerful ideas. If I may,

having to live off rat’s and garbage cans for a year

should be grass and garbage cans just to make it more pony. Other than that, I am delighted that the tale ended happily for everyone.

Foursome. Spike was there.

7713099 But they eat hay and grass all the time normally, so it wouldn't have been as pathetic for her.

Words cannot express my thoughts. :pinkiecrazy:

7715448 Good. Nobody fucking cares anyway.

Okay, this might not be the best fanfic i have read (Not by a LONG shot), but it did make me laugh just when i needed a good giggle! :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

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