Dash has been away on Wonderbolt business for what seems like forever. Poor Scootaloo can't wait any longer to see her hero. What else to do but ship herself by mail?
Based on the "song" of the same name, "The Gift" by Velvet Underground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkM7Tp3IvY
Warning: Dark humor, of a violent nature.
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Amazing!
"I don't wanna damage whatever is inside! So Imma just..."
*Slams knife down into the box*
"Perfect!"
*Opens the box*
"Oh, hey! It's Scootaloo!"
*Notices the blood on the knife and the deep stab wound in Scootaloo's face*
"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!"
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I don't fucking know
Comedic effect?
7805865 Fucking goodness
I thought she was a transgender or something. Would've been like whole new level of goddamn weirdness for scootaloo's ghost to notice that she masturbates with two private parts or something.
Wtf
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It'd seem I've garnered the same reaction from for and Spitfire both.
is it wrong that I think that the ending was hilarious........?
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Probably, but it's all good. Morbidly hilarious was what I was going for.
I feel like a horrible person T-T..... But it was so funny.........
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We can be horrible people together
7887148 I feel sort of better.... lol but spitfire reaction made me want to throw something at her! Her reaction was so dumb like oml!!!!! who says " bro wat da faq " at a time like that lol. That was so dumb. lol!!!! nice story