In A Zoom

by dereturd

Scams Are Bad Kids..

'Comic Con is in 3..2..1..OPEN!’ I screamed in my mind. Then the doors opened. Yes! In my Zoom costume, my voice changer mask, all bought from eBay. Costed 140$ in total. Either way, 'Comic Con! I walked around with my backpack, every Flash fan from the TV Show wants to take a picture with me for the past 48 minutes, even the cosplayers let me join in their group photos.

Wait, I forgot to mention myself..

Yeah! My name is Evan. I like Zoom and Mac & Cheese.

Anyway, with the money I got from working in KFC a lot, I can finally buy some stuff for my setup! Those next 30 minutes of me walking around to buy Flash action figures and a Zoom Pop! and an actual Vanoss Owl Mask from a guy who is literally selling it!

For about 2 hours I spent that time buying stuff, getting pictures from other cosplayers and other bystanders. Even some people asked me to talk and we're taken aback by my voice changer. After that, I bought some noodles and just chomped on 'em.

It's about 2:36 P.M and I’m about to leave to fix my setup. I had a choice to buy 1 more thing around. I got an interest in a Batman booth where no one was interested. Except for me, of course. When I got there, I saw a guy dressed as Scarecrow sitting on a chair. Behind him were curtains to another room. “Heya.” I said with my voice changer. The dude just looked up at me. “Got any stuff to buy?” I asked. Then the guy stood up.

“I can give you an experience.” He said, I can tell it's a dude 'cause he sounds old. Anyway, he gave me a Batman emblem. He then walked towards the curtains and gestured to make me go inside. I just shrugged and simply went in. There was a blue light lighting up the secluded room. He made me sit on a chair. “I want you to take off your current emblem and replace it with that.” He instructed. Then I just went silent.

'This dude crazy? It won't fit-” I cut myself off as instantly the emblem adjusted itself and stuck to me. “Okay, now what?”

“Now close your eyes and pretend you are sleeping. Don't open your eyes suddenly as you feel your chest getting smaller and smaller.” I just never thought about what he says and did what he did. Then slowly, I feel my chest getting smaller and smaller, the color blue surrounded my dark vision then I opened my eyes at the last second. Only to see myself getting sucked into a blue wormhole!

“DAH SH-”

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I woke up at sudden. Though my eyes still blurry. I can see the clear skies and the sun not helping at all. Though I do hear electricity around me. 'What the hell…’ I thought. Feeling pain and discomfort around my body. Wait.. still in my Zoom costume. I saw my backpack beside me. I took it.. after suddenly time stopped. I suddenly paused. I looked around. I was on a forest. Hope I’m not in central park. But then the falling leaves, wait.. time didn't stop, it’s just slow. I postured myself properly, then took the leaf and instantly threw it away. I look at it and it suddenly flew at lightspeed. Time went back to normal as I realized what I am.

I’M ZOOM!!

Author's Note:

I don't go to Comic Con. I live on the Philippines dudes.

Comments

[booklover41]

Personally I would have got the hell out of dodge the miment something changed sizes in my hand.
Also first!

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