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Glen Gorewood


Hello and many salutations, I am a writer/ editor who has been stalking stories here for a few months now and finally gathered the courage to make an account. Cheers!

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With Nightmare Night over and the fall Holiday season officially begun, an alarm rings out across the land. For a new Holiday is only a month away, and the turkeys prepare for a siege. For though ponies are peaceful, Griffins celebrate differently.

This is the month when lives are lost, feathers fly, and the great onslaught begins upon Turkey kind. That is, until this year.

Welcome to November and The Gobble Wars.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 7 )

Good thing I eat Ham on Thanksgiving. Mmmm ham.... Anyway this is pretty funny so far. I look forward to twenty two more days of fork puns. Well done Darling :raritywink:.

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Thank you, the next chapter is live now.
There are twenty two more days minimum of this, and Fork puns for everypony!

Glen Gorewood

Carl is that guy from independence day. Everyone thinks he's nuts, but it turns out he was right all along. the instruments of the Griffons' demise are both hilarious and terrifying.

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Carl is indeed a homage like that. He doesn’t even get a code name like the other Turkeys, because he’s Carl.

Think of him as the embodiment of every character like that guy, all merged into one crazy Turkey. I can’t say whether he is right or wrong, or when “they” will appear in the story. That would spoil the fun. After all The Great Tom who is definately Not Discord is involved in this, and he has plans of his own.

Glen Gorewood

the bring on the Zombies bit reminds me of The Amanda show and that kid court skit they used to do. "Court dismissed bring on the dancing lobsters!" Can they be zombie lobsters?

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When all else fails, zombies.
Yes some zombies can be lobsters.
I had a long day so tomorrow will be a double update by the afternoon since I’m half dead right now. Which works well since the zombie section is a two parter.
I’d rather type it up in one go anyway for workflow reasons.

Glen Gorewood

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