Appledashery Vol. Two

by Just Essay

Preface

"Howdy, partner! You hungry?"

"As a horse!"

"Well, what ya hankering for? Caramel apple? Apple pie? Apple fritter? Apple fries?"

"I'll take that big apple pie!"

"Well, thank you kindly, sir! Yee-haw! In the first minute, I made my first sale. Just like I expected."

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"Hey! I know you. You're the pony that saved us in Cloudsdale and won The Best Flyer Competition.

"Hey yeah! Name's Rainbow Dash."

"Well, Rainbow Dash, looks like your skills saved us again. Oh, well, at least they saved Soarin's apple pie. Wanna come hang out with us?"

"Sure. Why not?

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"First minute, first sale!"

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"Second..."

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"Fourth... ..."

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"Sixth... ... ..."

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"Sixtieth minute... no sales. This ain't what I expected at all."

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"This isn't 'hanging out'..."

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"Well, no wonder nopony wants my food! They're fillin' up on those fancy-schmancy vittles. Well, my down-home apples are plenty good enough for this crowd. I'll just dress 'em up a bit and prove it to 'em!"

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"This is my chance! Yes!"

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"Well, it can't get any worse."

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"You're... going to love me!!!"

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"Twilight Sparkle! Ha ha! Long time no see."

"Hey, how was the Gala? How was your best night ever?"

Comments

[zaponator]

And then Rainbow got drunk!
Or something. I don't fully remember. Discord happens.

[Lamplighter]

[Phoenix Kitten]

8347858
Dash and AJ got drunk.
proceeded to cause drunken mischief in Canterlot, and Dash drunkenly headbutted Discord's statue, breaking it.
Pretty much that sequence of events, iirc.

[Booster Spice]

So

Many

Sprinkles.

[DrEggnog]

I'd say this is the point where there's been maybe just a teensy bit too much show quoting.

I wouldn't mind if a day got skipped sometimes if it meant each chapter had some original content.

[arancaytar]

"Fourth... ..."

Now we know who's to blame!