progres report day 1
my naym iz ditzy doo an i am twenty to yeerz old
i am gray with a yelo mayn and tayl and my cutey mark iz a bunch uv bubelz
my frenz at werk cal me derpy becuz uv my eyz wich don werk ryt and go in diferent direcshunz and say my cutey mark meenz that i am a bubel hed but my hed lookz prity much lyk therz so i dont no wut they meen
i werk in the ponyvil post ofis
i sweep the florz and cleen the toilits
i am very gud at it
i lyk sweepin the florz becuz i am gud at it and it iz almost lyk dansin
my mom yust to dans with me when i wuz a fily
i also help cary parselz and sumtimz delivr leterz if ther ar to meny for the other maylponez but onle to playsez i no in town becuz i get lost ezy if i go to far
i am riting this becuz prinses twilit sez i shuld so she can se my progres
she calz it a progres report and i shud ryt wun evry day
she sez sum day i can luk bak on it to and se how much i hav changd
she gav me a big bok with blank pagiz to ryt my progres reportz in
it is very prity
the cuver is dark yelo like my eyz
the princes sez she haz a spel that myt make me smart
i want to be smart so i can do stuf like my frenz
i also want to be smart so i can ryt gud and tel ponez the storeyz in my hed
i lyk storeyz and i want to ryt storeyz wun day
i go to scool at nite at chereleyz adult pone edukashun clasiz thre nitez a week to lern to reed an ryt but it iz stil hard for me to ryt the storeyz in my hed
she tawked to princes twilit and sed i wud be gud to try the spel on becuz i try vere hard and want to lern
i hav lernd a lot from mis cherele
i cud not ryt at al befor but i hav ben werkin hard for a long tym and now i kin ryt a litl
i askt princes twilit if i shud ryt storeyz and she sed i shud ryt abowt my lif and wut i think
i do not hav meny frenz outsid werk becuz i am not very smart but i lyk to go to shuger cyub cornir after werk becuz they have very gud mufinz and i lyk mufinz a lot and pinke pi werkz ther and she iz vere nis to me and sumtims givz me extru mufinz
i canot think ov any thin els to ryt so i wil stop now
Pretty good start, but as someone who loves derpy, I'm also pretty fucking insulted. You're saying my favorite background character isn't just "mentally handicapped", but what in the 70s we would call mentally retarded (medical term at the time, not an insult...until people started using it as one). Now I'm not saying you have to rewrite this whole thing, but give Derpy a break and give her some basic first or second grade grammar and spelling skills.
Wow that was hard to read. I get that your using that as a way to gauge how smart derpy is but...jeez ! I can't tell if she can spell her own name properly.
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It seems like a bit of dyslexia to me.