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PegasusMesa


Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

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7613481

You can always trust the blue ones, because they're bad liars. Thanks for reading!

7613497 I love Lulu. she vest pony. Kill the tyrant sun. This the beautiful Moon.

Short, but swee!

the chapter name actually brings back good memories of halo wars before I accidently stepped on it, thank you so much for that. Also Lulu as best Princess for the win! :twilightsmile:

Comment posted by King_Platypus69 deleted Oct 3rd, 2016

Well that was a spicy-meat-a-ball if ya catch my drif also luna best princess sun-butt worst princess

Cute 'n Short. Loved it.

Huh. Now I'm legitimately curious to see whether the author (or anyone else, really) could actually think of a credible threat that can only be stopped by Twilight and Luna doing the horizontal tango.

I want to hear some ideas, people!

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Rapemare Moon was one idea someone floated by me, and a sex-ritual to seal a demon away was another.

7614400 But the latter doesn't strictly have to be Twilight and Luna. That's half the point of the exercise. :rainbowwild:

7614066 Funny how you almost never see random and irrelevant "Luna sucks" comments on Celestia stories. :trixieshiftright:

Now that was sweet. I loved it!

7614066 'Spicy meet-a-ball'? I have no idea what you mean. Also I agree that Sunbutt is worst princess,statistics never lie after all. Yeah I know this is irrelevant,and random but the Internet is a free place for opinions. You shouldn't have gotten so many dislikes just for stating your random opinion.

7614530 If you dig deep in some of the most popular ones,there's about 20-30 of them.

Would you like to save equestria again? :trollestia:

7614875 when i say spicy meatball it mean like that what ever im saying it about is sexy and i completely agree with you i just dont understand y i got so manny dislikes i mean my post homophobic racist sexist idiotic or any thing else its just mean to a bit of a funn comment

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Ugh. That argument is just as invalid and self-contradictory here as it has been every other time someone has used it in an effort to deflect criticism from something they've said or something that they agree with. Yes, he does have the freedom to express his random opinion in a place where it clearly has no relevance. But he's not the only one who has the freedom to express his opinion. When people disagree with his opinion (or simply find it childish and idiotic to post irrelevant comments that have little or nothing to do with the story he's commenting on), they have just as much freedom to express that as he had to post his own opinion - whether that opinion is expressed through a direct response or a simple downvote.

Trying to defend someone's freedom to express their opinion by insisting that others shouldn't have expressed their own is a completely self-contradictory line of reasoning. It invalidates the very argument that it relies upon for support.

That was cute. I kinda expected them to be a couple and Luna was just bad at coming up with role play material, but it was fun.

7614875 the first part is easy to answer:

alternatively, It's hot.

Twilight has a point. Any Equestria-saving act of sex would require paraphernalia like ritual magic circles.

Although I really have to wonder, how Luna went from "I want to have sex with Twilight Sparkle" to "she is totally going to fall for this!"...


You were not... quite accurate with the archaic language. It's one sentence so it's really minor, but;
1st person verb: no special ending
2nd person verb: -est
3rd person verb: -eth

So

“A mare as beautiful and wise as thou’rt hath no need to be nervous.”

should be

“A mare as beautiful and wise as thou’rt hast no need to be nervous.”

7614530 I'm getting the feeling that more people are being sensible, but down voting a comment that says one pony is better than another is a bit... petty if you will. I understand the sentiment I really do, but to make your Ire visible, is just asking for them to do it more often.

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Actually because the action is being taken by a third-person subject (a mare), the conjugation "hath" is correct. I know my early-Modern English.

It... it's not a futa fic! It's an honest-to-God well-written smut fic involving love-making and vaginas! Oh glorious day!

7615150 Or y'know just don't at all leave a response or dislike. That's an option too dude. Disliking is just something that doesn't change anybody. If I got disliked,I'd like to know what was wrong. However that guy got 9 dislikes and not one response to tell what he said wrong. No it's not only because all those dislikes are butthurt Celestia fans. There can most likely be more than one reason. Yours can be considered a reason as to why,but failed to tell so he'd not do it again.

BTW a wall of text does not make you look smart. If you don't understand to put it simply:Put some spacing in between your words.

7615365 I just looked it up a couple hours ago. Though that is a very accurate representation of it.:applejackunsure:

7615519

And in response to having it pointed out just how flawed and self-defeating your line of reasoning was, you use the exact same invalid line of reasoning in an attempt to justify your argument. So again:

Yes, they could have just refrained from making a comment or downvoting him. And he could have refrained from making his comment. By defending his right to express his opinion, you also defend their right to express theirs. By attempting to dismiss their responses to his comment with statements such as "they shouldn't have said that" or "they didn't have to say anything," you also dismiss his comment because those statements are equally applicable to his post. Again, when your entire argument relies on a line of reasoning that invalidates the very point you're trying to defend, you completely invalidate your own argument.

7615456 Oh? :trixieshiftright:
I do believe I'm sold.

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7615519

People, people--if you're gonna fight, at least do it all sexy-like for the rest of us, alright? Give us some eye candy.

7615622

Pfft. This isn't a fight, it's barely even a scuffle. Hardly worth of being all sexy-like. Maybe a tad suggestive, but not flat out sexy.

I can't believe pixie-sticks are the equivalent of an after sex smoke, that was a hilarious little detail

Also:

“Would you like to save Equestria again?”

Twilight, you're incorrigible

7615453 Ah, right. Just referring to the pony she's talking to in third person. Sorry for missing that.

I love it. 'twas a nice bit of clop, Though curious why Luna chose a threat to equestria when she could have probably asked and Twilight would have had the reaction of "Why not." Especially if she did it "For Equestria." when there was no threat.

7615415 I gave no indication in my comment towards any evident 'ire', as you claim. All I did was point out how pointless and irrelevant such a thing is on a story that had done nothing to spur such a debate, and how such a thing does not seem to happen on the flipside.

I'm going to assume it was a simple misunderstanding, but please don't call me petty based solely on an assumption you made about me.

PS. I did downvote him, by the way, but only because his comment does nothing to contribute to worthwhile discussion relevant to or reflective of his or others' enjoyment/interpretation of the story.

Well, I mean... it's the magical land of Equestria. I'm sure SOME disaster could be averted with sex? :rainbowlaugh:

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7615622 NO THIS IS A FIGHT! *Tackles Vena* Let's get smutty in this shit.

7615921 I did not call your comment petty, but the action of down voting is a might bit, harsh. Now if it were a comment that were hurtful to the creator and his/her readers, maybe then would I downvote it. But something harmless as an opinion on how someone Likes Luna more than Celestia, shouldn't really need a downvote to show that someone dislikes their opinion.

>story about Twiluna
>comments argue over worst princess

This is what happens when you write smut Mesa. The masses can't comprehend.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Looks down the page: Twiluna smut story...

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... I'll read this so the orphans can be happy and for totally no other reason what so ever. :pinkiehappy:

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Little do you know that I wrote this story specifically so people could have this debate. Everybody knows magical mega-dildos are Celestia's favorite kind.

7616462

Please. I will not lower myself-oh screw it.

On with the wild sexy hate-tackling!

7616505

Now downvoting someone for making an ass of themselves and being offensive is 'harsh'? I get downvoted to hell just for saying things like 'Celestia is my favorite princess', or 'I'm not a huge fan of Spike', or 'Fluttershy needs to man the fuck up'. Where was this sentiment then? (Hell I've gotten death threats for some of these.)

I would expect to be downvoted if I said things like 'moon tyrant deserves to die' or 'your moon butt waifu is shit', because of all the edgelords who unfortunately have the weightier vote. Not to mention I actually like Luna so I wouldn't say that, but the point is if I was going to say it I'd expect to be dogpiled for it.

Yet people like him get defended by people like you whenever they talk trash about Celestia. Any time someone (rarely) expresses a negative opinion about Luna or just a more positive opinion of Celestia there's no help in sight. So could you perhaps... not?

Anyway, I'm here for the porn but that whole post bugged me so I said my bit.

7617535 ... I understand your sentiment as well, People should just calm down, s'all Im saying. I like Celestia as well.

Sure I'll be silent about these things from now on. I guess I take downvoting and upvoting a bit more seriously than I should. Sorry about that.

This is silly, you're silly. (I can't resist the Luna)

7615603 He was basically saying that the comment was for humour, while the downvotes were people who, justified or not, don't make a dIfferance.

7615453 :pinkiegasp: Someone else who knows it's not called old english! Oh, joyous day!

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Yes, I'm well aware of what he was saying. The argument is still inherently flawed due to self-defeating reasoning. When there is no objective standard to use as a measure of relevance, attempting to claim that the first opinion holds more inherent relevance than the second is automatically negated by the equally valid counterclaim that the second opinion holds more inherent relevance than the first, and vice versa. If the premise ("Does X make a difference?") is entirely subjective, only subjective conclusions can be reached.

In the case of claiming that something does or does not make a difference (and with no other determining factors), there is no objective measure present to use as a basis for how the two courses of action make a difference, which of them makes a greater difference, or if either of them even makes any difference at all. It depends entirely on what each individual interprets as "making a difference." And when the premise is inherently subjective, an argument that can only stand as long as that premise is objective will inevitably fail to support itself.

this comment drama is saucy

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