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AkumaKami64


Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

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Tirek does not get Discord's magic. Unexpectedly, neither does Discord. Instead, it heads off to a new host, one currently lacking her usual magic and in dire need of some. Why her? Who knows! Discord doesn't, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like what he sees.

Celestia is now Equestria's local reality warping creature of Chaos. And she's rather good at it. Thankfully, she's still the Celestia they all know and love. So, as long as her friends and family give her a little nudge whenever she gets a little too crazy, things should work out fine. Right?

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"A bomb a nation? That sounds like a horrid policy, and very ineffective," The mare said in mock disbelief before smirking playfully, "But as for who Moi is?" She said, pointing her talon to her chest while bowing dramatically, "I am Celestia 2.0, The Chaos Edition and I am here, Tirek, to wreck you."

This pleases me.

Oh, and before I forget, I need to select an appropriate battle theme for Tirek's impending ass-kicking.

This reminds me of the fic I put out a couple of weeks back which had Celestia being recommended to take Discord's job and vice versa. Really glad to see someone tackle the concept. Whether or not I had anything to do with giving you the idea. You've done well.

This is a similar prospect to a story I've been working on the past two years, it's about Discord retaining his power when Tirek draining it breaks a restraint on it, unleashing it's true power. But the real similarity is to my idea for second alternate chapter, where Pinkie gets it and hilarious combat ensue.

This sounds like such an interesting and funny setup! Can't wait to see how this plays out.

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READY FOR THIS, CORDS?
i don't think anybody could be prepared for this
SHUT UP, CORDS!
YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION
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ATTENTION PONIES, MY NAME IS CELESTIA
I'M AN ALICORN FILLED WITH MAGIC, CHAOS, AND LOTS OF COOL
IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY MANE
BECAUSE IT FLOWS WITH NO WIND, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!

MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO BAKERY,
WITH ICING AND CAKE DOUGH EXTRA FLUFFY
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS DENIED A DISH
but Luna just walked right past it
CORDS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED
AND THAT'S WHY STARLSWIRL WANTED ME ROYALLY IN CHARGE-
but weren't you still in training?
HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!

SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS,
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
UNLESS YOU'RE A VILLAIN, THEN I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED-
but you kinda made friends with one
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CORDS!
what?
STOP PLAGUING MY MAGIC-TAPE WITH INCIDENTAL LYRICS!
i thought they sounded pretty good
WELL, I THINK THEY SOUNDED LIKE NOT-CELESTIA!
WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF SOUND TO BE!
oh… well… sorry then
IT'S OKAY, CORDS
I ALREADY FORGIVE YOU
COME ON! LET'S GO GET SOME ICE CREAM!
huh, the PC's actually on fire right now
i think that's the first time she successfully cooked something
YOU'RE OFFICIALLY UNFORGIVEN, CORDS!!

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:pinkiehappy: plays all the instruments
:ajsmug::fluttershysad::raritystarry::rainbowkiss: sing the acapella of the song
:moustache: busts a move

derpicdn.net/img/2016/7/15/1201314/large.png I always thought of a pretty Draconequus Celestia as that, but yours is still pretty neat too. Just I dunno. I kinda want to see more in depth look on her mental machinations changed as well as her body. But then again, I'm pretty sure she's just a ...... uhm.. hyperactive silly pants Celestia. .... I think.

Ooo, I'm always a fan of other ponies getting chaos powers, and this story being about Cord!Celestia is a bonus!

Can't wait to see how this story turns out!

As I'm sure you've seen by ALL the other comments, I ALSO wanted to tackle this concept! So, good job on getting to it first! Awesome read!

You have peaked mine interest. Keep it up and don't disappoint.:pinkiesmile::pinkiehappy:

oh sweet twilight this is amazing

Bwahahaha :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:. This is the funniest thing I have red in forever.

I'll get the popcorn ready for next chapter

Janice clear my schedule, I want to be ready when the new chapter arrives

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Now that Celestia have Discord's chaos so does that means that when Tirek release all of the stolen magic will Celestia's magic that Tirek stole will go to Discord?
And I can see Chaos!Celestia's fight theme being play in the background by kazoos like this:

Shit man even your end chapter jokes souls like cool ideas!

man i cant wait to find out twilight's reaction which reminds me *pulls out a betting booth* place your bets on how twilight will react

This pleases me. I look forward to more from you.

I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would.

Please, for the love of all things snarky, GIVE MORE!!!!
... please?

That this has been a really funny, creative read only makes it more depressing that I'm really not optimistic it will ever be continued.

"...Discord getting the Nightmare?"

...Welp, looks like more nightmares tonight.

continue this story or i will CUPCAKES PINKAMENA and point her your way......... you have been warned

Pleaaase contignue this. :applecry:

TDR

Heh and of course Discord gets a wing boner.

kind of want twilight to show up and see her the princess and follow in her hoovesteps

Chaolestia is best princess! :trollestia:

will you continue this story

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:twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh: looking forward to seeing twilights reaction

I'm interested in the next chapter of this story. So where is it? I don't like stories that don't get updated in over a year or more. But... sigh nevermind.

Lol. Too bad this seems dead. This was funny.

"...Could have been worse," Cadence mused thoughtfully.

"How?" Luna asked with a raised eyebrow.

"...Discord getting the Nightmare?" Cadence suggested.

"...Let us not ponder such horrors," Luna said with wide, terrified eyes.

Second to lest give my an idea for a function and lol. Please make more more of this.

Discord getting the Nightmare

MAKE THIS A THING!!!!!

Ps I mean that in he gets it and drives it INSANE!!!!!

Celestia: :trollestia: "What up Twi?"
Twilight: :twilightoops: "....."
AJ : :applejackconfused:"Oh no."
Celestia::trollestia: "Oh yes."
Dash::rainbowhuh: "Didn't I tell you she'd act this way???"
Flutershy: :fluttershysad:*ring......ring.......* "Yes? Hello? Ms. Larsen? I think I have a new therapist patient for you, how do you feel about working with a princess?"
Twilight: :twilightoops: "you------Cele-----with DISCO------*HU-A HU-A HU-A!!!!!!!"
AJ :ajbemused:"Oh great, Celestia has chaotic powers and twilight's freaking out with 5 times the alicorn magic. What could go wrong?......"
Spike: :moustache:"I miss Nightmare moon."
Aj: :ajbemused:"We all do spike, we all do."

Please tell me this story hasn't been canceled. I really want to see more of Chaos!Celestia.

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Seriously though this was hilarious

Celestia could have casually turned the mirror to deflect the attack, but that would have been boring. Instead, she held up her coconut and let the beam shoot in through the top, then proceeded to sample the literal magic drink, "Hmm, I expected more...spice," Celestia commented toyingly, raising an eyebrow as Tirek now stood over her, "You're blocking my sun...I only now say that line?" She commented, muttering that question at the end to herself. She blinked as Tirek grabbed her by the tail and pulled her up, "Hey, hey! Hands off the fluff!" She snapped as she dangled upside down from his grip.

Entry Number 17 - Dark Darker Yet Darker

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