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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 27 )

Taken out of your Google docs trash? Quite frankly, it should have Stayed there, because this story is so half baked (no pun intended) that I feel like I'm gonna get somonella. If you're going to take a story out of your Google docs trash, refine it a bit.

7590431

A fair point. But I shall keep this story here even it's garbage. For it is my garbage.

Plus I personally found it funny.

7590441 to each his own. I'd say you have a right to keep it here, you're better at this fanfiction shit than I'll ever be.

What the hell did I just read?

Well, it was kind of nice. Honestly not too great but okay, relatively speakingy up until you forced a Metal Gear reference and sex happened, but...

I honestly don't know what else to say here, so just have a like and I'll leave.

Gotta love that robotic pony boody :ajsmug:

Turns out buttsex with a nanomachine robot can cure all fears.

I am going to keep and use this quote.

The only reason I even favorited this was because of it's sheer randomness.

Definitely off key compared to your usual melodies, Bendy. You say it was dragged out of your Gdoc trash? It shows in the sudden jumps that lack your previous time to transition. Would've been up to par with such. But eh, it was alright otherwise.

“Nanomachines, son,” she spoke, with a smug look upon her face.
“I never asked for this, but thanks.“

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Snake?! Snaakee!!! Snaaakeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry, he isn't dead, he just busy.:trollestia:

Turns out buttsex with a nanomachine robot can cure all fears.

Glorious. Simply glorious. This is the way all stories should end. Even true ones.

Especially true ones.

Ain't nobody but bendy can write a shitposty story like this

And i love it

Truthfully, If you actually tried, You could of made this into something Greater than a short story, Bro :L

I want Robot Pinkie to be my friend... ;-;

....... just what? :rainbowhuh:

That is all.

No. nonononono. I was doing so good! I hadn't read a Bendy fic for almost two months! I was clean! I WAS CLEAN!!

7590479

Especially, a nanomachine one.



7590812

That crossover art is quite awesome.

I just needed to make that silly line, with a human answer to it below.


7590831

I don't know, it seems a bit silly for some stories.


7591227

I know, but I wanted to something silly and short.



7592224

They always come back.

Bendy can I please pick your brain?

Despite the butt sex, it was nice.

“Nanomachines, son,” And that's when the story went from weird to great.

Uhhhh, uhhhhhhh, Uhhhhh, Uhhhhh, uhhhhhhh, :trollestia:Uhhhhh:pinkiesmile::rainbowderp::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2::trollestia:

“Please… don’t be scared. Will free hugs, cuddles and sex help?” she asked in a soft voice, looking at you with pleading doggy eyes.

Hahaha, oh yesh~

Another glorious story from our lord and savoir Bendy... good lord I'd be lost without ya boyo.

Keep it up! XD

7634573

Glad you enjoyed this friendly robot pony x human story. Would you be as scared as this human in this situation?

Have you read my newest story 'Redeeming Yourself For Futa Twilight' yet?

7634579
Mmm... probably not? Robot Pinkie sounds cute as hell~

I'm about to read that one next, hehehe, don't worry.

“Butt I do like your butt!” you said sexfully, looking at her with bedroom eyes.

That escalated quickly.

*Reads the story without seeing who wrote it. Gets all the way to the end and sees how it abruptly ends and how damn silly it is.*

"Wait, was this a Bendy story? I have a funny feeling..."

*Scrolls up to chec-* "God damnit it was how did I know!?" :pinkiecrazy:

That is correct. When trying to interact with a scared animal, do not approach! Offer treat meekly and let it do the approaching!

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