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Dark Chocolate


Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

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Spike and Big Mac think it would be fun having an alicorn play with them. Being a natural gamer, Luna volunteers and everything goes downhill.

Will make a few more chapters if this goes well.
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That, was, amazing. :rainbowlaugh:

Haha! That was a really good story! :D It started off really fast, but I quickly got into it and loved each little joke. I picked out some of my favorite moments below :)

“Hahaha! This town shall be mine! I will make its inhabitants my slaves for all eternity! The villain laughs evilly!”
Luna slams his hooves on the table with a massive smile.
“I marry him! Which dice do I roll!?”

I love Luna's idolization of evil here. it's adorable <3

“Then my character gets mad and kills him! No one rejects Bumbledoor, the Queen of Awesomeville, destroyer of worlds!”

HAH. she knows how to pick names XD

“Alright let me explain it this way. You can’t get a one or two, because at the very least, you can get three ones. Also to get a four, you’d have to roll two ones and a two. So there’s a lower chance of getting a low number. However, there’s numerous combinations to make middle numbers, like five fives, or two fours and a six, or two threes and a seven, all equal fifteen. So it’s not equal chance of getting every number.”

The nerd in me was like "YES. ALL OF THIS." because that's exactly how I think even though I rarely say it :D

“Alright you know what?! Why don’t you run the game then princess?!” Big Mac’s mouth hangs open as he stares at Spike in horror. Luna claps her hooves together excitedly.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SPIKE

“Magic. So anyways, what do you choose?” Big Mac stares at the table.

“I um...grab the snickers?”

Luna nods at him.

“Sir Biggum dies.

HAHA At this point, I started to realize the kind of game master luna was going to be

“Fine! You know what? I choose the flower!” Spike crosses his arms, and gives a satisfied nod.

“The flower disappears.” Spike stares at Luna annoyed.

“Alright, then the key.”

“That disappears too. Everything disappears besides the knife.

Luna reminds me of someone XD
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Also, I know this is meant to be silly, but the fact that she is involved in dreams means that I could see this all being dream logic :D

“Um...I poke my head outside the doo-”

“You take an ax to the back of your head. Alright Spike your turn!”

LUNA-DAMMIT WHY DOES SHE KEEP KILLING BIG MAC XD XD XD

“Wait...what about the ax? Was somepony holding it or…”

“Oh...I don’t know, just ignore it. Anyways you both enter the room. What do you do?”

HAH I've never had a game master that just told you to ignore something they did :D

“Stop trying to get me to kill Big Mac off!”

“I’m not trying to get you to kill him!” Luna says in shock. Spike crosses his arms.

“I’m not using his body to jam the gears!”

“You don’t have to use all of him.” Luna says with a maliciously happy tone. Big Mac recoils slightly.

Whoa. That's pretty brutal :P

Big Mac lets out a frustrated sigh.

“Nightmare Moon can’t just suddenly appear, she has to-”

Luna narrows her eyes and transforms into Nightmare Moon.

OH GOSH WHY

Big Mac to move closer then whispers in his ear. Big Mac nods sadly. Spike places his hands on his hips.

“Sir McBiggun and I fall madly in love with Nightmare Moon and live the rest of our lives as her personal slaves! Wow Luna, what a great story!”

That was the most clever move Big Mac has done all game. I love it :D

Spike takes a nearby candle and tosses it onto the board, which catches fire.

You know what...I imagine Luna would continue the game in their dreams, whether they want to or not *wink wink*

Really good story, Choc! *hugs*

7592232 Spike is the dungeon master, he's narrating the events for Luna and Big Mac. Luna plays The Queen of Awesomeville and Sir McBiggun is played by Big Mac.

She's a sadist I tell you!

Oh boy... That ending. Just that ending.:rainbowlaugh: If nothing else sums this fic up, it's that.

Hey, really liked this story but one line kinda ruined the end for me.

However, there’s numerous combinations to make middle numbers, like five fives, or two fours and a six, or two threes and a seven, all equal fifteen. So it’s not equal chance of getting every number.

However, there are numerous combinations to make middle numbers, like three fives, or two fours and a six (I could swear this adds to fourteen), or two threes and a seven(on a six-sided dice. :pinkiegasp: Also, I could swear this adds to thirteen), all equal fifteen. So there is not an equal chance of getting every number.

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However, there are numerous combinations to make the middle values, like three fives, or a four a five and a six, or two sixes and a three, all equal fifteen.

Sorry as I said, I really liked the story but that line haunted me to the end.

LOVE IT.

Rarity I"m Lumas slave...


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Comment posted by Zulu 625 deleted Sep 29th, 2016
Comment posted by Zulu 625 deleted Sep 29th, 2016
Comment posted by Zulu 625 deleted Sep 29th, 2016
Comment posted by Zulu 625 deleted Sep 29th, 2016

7597081 Yeah I wrote the wrong numbers, but he's talking about why you can't roll three six-sided dice and why they use a twenty-sided dice to get numbers 1-20.

Oh Luna... That was hilarious and annoying at the same time. Don't worry, still enjoyable :raritywink:

This actually made me smile and chuckle a bit. I think it was the name "Awesomeville" that got me. Something about that combination of words is just funny to me.

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