The Equestrian Military welcomes with open arms those who want to escape their pasts, hide from their present, or create a new future.
Down Range is a kelpie blessed with dumb luck. After strafing a peace treaty ceremony, he finds himself promoted and given command to the greatest legion of deadbeats ever known to grace the military, the 127th otherwise known as the "Lazy Company."
Cpt. D-Range finds himself tasked with turning these rags into an effective and cohesive unit.
Some ponies have all the luck. D-Range will certainly be testing his own in the coming months!
Chapters (9)
It really needs a proofreading sweep; but I'm definitely intrigued.
7677649 Heya, any pointers towards errors is appreciated! I'm trying not to write down a string of rambling consciousness, so definitely forgive me if things seem a bit jumbled at times!
>Specifically in the case of Lt. Gentle Strokes, that she is a landscape artist
7706999 Indeed indeed, the body is just a different form of landscape, eh
He blasted the princesses.
That makes it so much funnier and much worse at the same time.
I wish I had that much money holy shnikies7709062 One can dream ;3;
O.O
Damn, he is richer than all of the Canterlot nobles combined, it seems.
And he gets to be that rich since a young age...That says a lot about his capability.
And he is certainly not playin around and willing to put his "tools" and "resources" into good use. I like that.
More so with his ability in mind battle.
Quite liking this so far. Not many people make there main character a philanthropist, and I have never seen it combined with a military setting. You have my attention friend, keep at it.
Those were the only ones I saw, but there might be others.
7746559 Thanks!
Phule's Company expy? I'm intrigued, as well Liked and tracking...
7755444 Someone else who reads RL Asprin? Excellent! His Myth series was a staple of mine in my youth. He introduced me to the word "dubious."
7775252 Oh indeed, actually my Grandfather worked at the publishing company that Aspirin submitted his book too. Was the approver, so I was bombarded by a whole slew of his works!
I'm sad he passed away, that and the crap he suffered via the IRS :(
All those Rangers...they're D-Ranged.
Sad that this fic died...