This story is a sequel to The God Squad: Equestria's Most Wanted
Season 3 of The God Squad!
Realizing that there are threats to the world that not even 6 mares who tend to have more tea parties than magical adventures can handle, Princess Celestia has created a task force of the most powerful and insane beings in Equestria to protect the world. Now, Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining, Tydal, Chrysalis, Discord, and Sunset Shimmer will travel the global, the universe, and even time itself to right wrongs, deal with the corrupt, and probably break just as many things as they fix.
From the strange marriage practices of Saddle Arabia to drinking contests with the Yaks, from hunting rogue changelings to find the plans for Flim and Flam's new Death Star, the ponies of Equestria can... well, not rest easy but at least lie in their beds trembling... knowing THE GOD SQUAD is out saving the world.
We hope.
The spinoff from the much more popular 'The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo' and the fic that is TOTALLY not the reason the Faith and Doubt sequel keeps getting pushed back, THE GOD SQUAD: EQUESTRIA'S MIGHTIEST IMMORTALS continues the insane humor and outrageous adventures of everyone's favorite group of insane deities.
Now, before people accuse Tydal of being overly violent... that was Twilight thinking what he would do! So that means Twilight is the deranged one! It is always the bookworms.
Welcome to Season 3 and if you can't tell... nope, not a damn thing has changed! Bring on more madness!
I'm sorry, Rarity, I know you're trying, but you simply can't measure up to the real thing... Tyyyydaaaaaal! We Miss You! Come Home, ye' crazy ole' goat! It's just not the same madness without you, even if it did come back, which is great, but still. Tyyyydaaaaaal!
This should be good. Also you didn't reply to my PM
It begins!
I can't wait to see in just how many ways they manage to screw the timeline.
Ouch, getting hit by an iron horseshoe sucks.
Hope they don't end up creating too many of their future enemies, like those cultists and the council of draconequi or whatever they were called.
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The Parliament of the Draconequus
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My brain before beginning to read:
(Gets in running position on track)
(Breathes deeply)
Announcer: 3... 2... 1...
Me: Ledsdodis LEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEENNNKINS!
Oh mah gawd he just ran in
That seem like what you were going for?
Also, you can sing?
1 more thing: the Official God Squad Checklist;
-Cadence being a sex fiend
-References
-Mass brutal murder
-Fourth wall breaks
-Everypony hating on a Narrator
Feels good to be back.
7577422 Funny, I seem to recall he's a god of war and likes bloodshed. Twilight's imagination seems like the sort of thing he'd do. After all season 2 opener had him not violent and relatively peaceful and his wife not knowing who he was anymore cause of it. XD
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Yes, but Tydal wouldn't play the guitar with a pony's body... the blood would make strumming the cords hard.
7577932 True but does Twilight know he wouldn't?
You jerk. I still haven't gotten over Gene Wilder's death and you use that song? I wasn't expecting tears today, dammit!
(also the rest is amusing as hell and Rares you're gonna have to up your acting game)
PerformANCE.
Are you, oh my god you are.
What a cold open.
I feel he need to remind you that there's a huge amount of space in your TARDIS, and one of the inhabitants is Discord who can warp reality with a snap, literally.
She's right.
Wise move.
Because it's a time where you could probably die at 30, there was no medicine, there was constant war and everyone was in it for themselves.
Yes...
Well, Luna had to be alone for 1000 years on the Moon when she went insane as Nightmare Moon. I doubt she'd want to inflict that on anyone, and even for an immortal, that's a long time.
Wow.
Immortal doesn't mean he can't feel loneliness or sadness or anything like that, he'd still feel the passing of the years. A millennium is a long time.
Exactly.
He has a point, being nuts is his whole shtick, plus, considering how old he is, he's better off insane.
He's right.
Jazz is nice.
Now she gets it.
I don't think guts are very good for musical instruments, too wet.
Eh, but considering how Merida would take it, I doubt he'd do that.
Heh.
Normally, this wouldn't work. But it does. And it's great.
Same.
So with the opening was it always going to be that or did you decide to do it after Gene Wilder's death?
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The openings tend to be the only things I don't script out in advance. It is whatever I want to riff on. So no, it was inspired by his passing.
Damn that opening tugged on the heart strings...
I am really expecting Tydal to be king or something like that. When they find him...
7580972 Watch them find him just sitting on a rock.
Celestia & Luna: "DADDY!"
Tydal: "Christ! I just sat down! Would you give me a minute!"
I've been playing Shining Force and I realized that would be a great name for this fanfic.
"Don't be silly it should be called Tydal Wave." Tydal growled.
"Buggy Buddies." Crysalis shouted.
"Solar Squad!" Celestia added.
"Pretty Sailor Guardians." Luna quipped.
"Sex Rangers" Cadence purred.
"Chaos Corps." Discord said, appearing in my living room.
"Sunset Society!" Sunset spoke.
..."and that's why this fanfic is called God Squad." Wall Breaker whispered from my speakers.
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And that is how they became The God Squad!
I'm strangely annoyed that it wasn't Marvin the Ripper.
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king long)
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It's coming, don't worry. The next few chapters are a bit more dense as I am telling multiple stories in the past.
7624149 Ah. No prob. Just love the franchise.
Oh man... I needed that.
Lots of lines that had me chuckling this chapter. Everyone else ignoring Rarity hitting on DIscord hard is super amusing for me for some reason...
Now, let's see what shenanigans they can get up to in the past!
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The main problem was this chapter is a set-up chapter. I hate those. I know the ending of this arc, and I am super excited for the Saddle Arabia arc, but getting things set up is always a pain.
Ah, this story. This story.
Love the Futurama references.
Quite the ironic echo.
You missed an R.
... Smart kid.
I've missed your brand of humor.
There is nothing that I can say that can make this scene any funnier. In fact, you should go back and read or reread every single fic in this continuity. As in now you fussy plebs.
Yup.
This surprises me not at all.
Any song that references time or clocks in some way or time travel is probably going to get the same result.
ASDF movie reference.
To be fair, he is covered in dragon scales. I doubt it'd do more than annoy him.
You get used it.
Do I WANT to know?
He's many hundreds of times your age, you do remember that, right?
... I'm pretty sure making a burger patty out of someone's lungs could kill them.
Ah, right.
Good thinking, Purple Smart.
... Well played, well played. I did not see that coming.
Just be careful, the fourth wall is more fragile than you think.
I do love this bit.
... So many fanfics I could link right now...
Usually just aroused.
I'll reinforce my shenanigans detector, you blew up the last one.
Spike's surprisingly tough, not to mention has a certain way of seeing things that might help.
That's the rule of cliffhangers. But yes, that's usually how it goes.
The Scootaverse LIIIVES!
It lives!
Fun chapter, laughed quite a few times. Though I do see the most fashionable rape in Discord's future.
'is you paniced and' - panicked
'pyshics' - psychics
'didn't killed' - kill
'made of yours lungs' - your
'translate much of is said by' - much of what is said by
Ahhh yes I missed this.
Well, well well. They ran you out of town, so you came crawling back to Broadway! Well Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope!
Oh, wait, no, it totally does. Welcome back, sir.
Another enjpyable chapter. Good job.
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Thanks. I'm getting in the groove of writing this again by getting to play around with a story style I've never really tried before on a large scale but love: the intersection storylines. As we saw, the group will be in teams of two. But as we explore one group's story, things will happen that appear off or odd or out of the blue... until two chapters later where it is revealed this is all something ANOTHER group did. And in turn a small action taken in the first chapter will suddenly become a big thing to another group. I did it once with a Rugrats story I wrote and really enjoyed that.
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Ambitious! I like the sound of it.
I came back from an extended absence, too, and only brought people vampire flowers.
Ah, dear Rarity never changes.
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I like how this is the second season where Rarity hits on a member of the Squad. Last season was Shining, now Discord.
That said... I kinda like the Discord/Rarity pairing. Never really been done that I know of, unusual, but it also might work well for them, with Discord getting her to open up more and Rarity being so determined she can handle Discord's crap.
...and now I want to do an anthology series of just insane pairings.
totally had to do it
Boy, Dartz and Co must have been pretty desperate those days.
Uuuuuuuuh...
Best pony! Down girl! Heel HEEL!!!
I hear Chaos Lord.
GOOD SWEET MIKE NO! NOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MAXOUT OUT!!! EVERYBODY OUT!!! THEY'LL KILL US ALL!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
I haven't read a word, as of this posting.
I have already "liked" and put it on my "Favorites".
That's how much I think I'm going to enjoy this.
EDIT (5 minutes later): just finished chapter 1, and aside from Tydal's violence (helpfully explained as Twilight's imagination running wild), I am not disappointed at all.
Did you... did you REALLY just have two secret service agencies be named in such a way that their acronyms would spell C.U.N.T.S. and C.L.I.T.?!!!
... I LOVE YA, you wonderful b*stard, you!
holy crap this is still fucking happening?
I loved this series back in like 2013 or whenever the hell I was reading it and now there's a sequel!
Oh jeez, glad to see things are bad and as mad as ever n_n
This feels like the Avengers with the whole "Equestria's Mightiest Immortals" thing. But instead of "Earth's Mightiest Heroes", its "Equestria's Mightiest Immortals".
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That's the joke
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Well they do work at The Bureau of Undoing Trouble from Twilight Sparkle. And Twilight Velvet is a Dedicated Innovation Canterlot Scientist
... Those agency names.
I have one thing to say to you, Rainbow. TO THE MOON!
I see Pinkie and Luna are doing just fine.
As always, your level of meta is astounding.
I suppose the party in Canterlot will be for vampires, yet Rarity will fit there perfectly.
Man, those are some unfortunate acronyms.
... Fair enough.
Also fair.
PriNCess.
Good, she's worried.
Oh this will be FUN!
Basically.
Impressive, yes. She is basically a goddess. This is probably far from the first time she's dealt with a drunk.
That doesn't surprise me.
Plus, she's been around for a couple thousand years, and doesn't need to maintain that regal facade in front of her little ponies as you know what she's actually like.
Considering all the shit she's been through, not to mention banishing her sister to the Moon for a millennium, which may have just been basically a time out to an immortal, but probably still hurt, I don't think she's entirely sane, no. Stable? Yes. Sane? Not necessarily.
I'm going to take a guess and say one of you said something you shouldn't have.