The club scene is about to meet its brightest new star, a new DJ by the name of DataBass. But when the club he's at meets a shooter, he sacrifices himself to take the gunman down.
He awakes in Equestria, having fallen from the sky. After getting nursed back to health by Twilight Sparkle, he finds something in the basement that grants him power he never thought he'd have. But this new strength catches the eye of the Alicorn Amulet's creators, and they're coming to take their magic back, and destroy Equestria in the process if they must.
It's time to have some fun!
Rated T for gore and 'Mature' humor, I guess. Also, bad language. Not Safe For Grandma. Unless your Grandma is the type of woman to watch Berserk and like it.
Chapters (4)
Stumbled across this in search of Human fics. I like it. Keep up the good work, 'Bass.
7569840 Thank you!
Shouldn't Twilight not have already gone through the mirror or are you cutting that out of your story?
7571529 What?
7571538 Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, the three EQG movies? Since you've got Twilight with the Crystal Castle should she not know about humans by now?
7571547 THERE WAS A MOVIE?
7571547 fixed
7571584 3 were release 1 in 2012 i think 1 a year and a half later one in 2015 and a new one in a couple months i think
so casual about an emending apocalypses its funny
7574728 What good would freaking out over it do?
I tagged this "Alternate Universe", just in case something in canon contradicts my headcanons about the Alicorn Amulet.
Out of curiosity, what powers does this Databass get? Figured I'd ask before I decide whether to read or not. But, you've got me a bit curious.
Did he just? Okay if he doesn't at least consider using the Dubstep Gun, I'm walking.
7585844 Yes, he did just. And his dubstep name is DataBass. He has a shirt that plays dubstep. You KNOW he's going to use the dubstep gun.
7586577 Good. By the way, is it weapons he's limited to, or can he start a round of War Thunder?
Vinyl Scratch plays a major role in this story, right?
7586880 How did you guess my favourite pony?
7586580 Anything bigger than a big rocket launcher is going to take some time and effort. He could make a plane and show up in one, but it'd take a few seconds to make one in a fight, and he'd be vulnerable during that time.
7587951 Sounds fair, by the way, you might want to take a look at the game Carrier Command, Gaia Mission. Bass might find the carrier in question quite useful.
7588067 Now we're talking!
7574728 yea he's a don't-give-a-shit person.
Does this new format look better?
7644867 Looks pretty good.
PS, I assume this is just a portion of a new(hopefully almost complete) chapter?
7644868 I like to keep my chapters short and end them whenever something big goes down. Feel free to imagine the Roundabout "To be continued" meme on it.
Yo
This was awful.
Your self-insert Mary Sue is unlikable and the attempts at garnering sympathy fall flatter than a 2x4.
The plot is stale and seems to be driven by little more than wish fulfillment and power fantasy.
The dialogue is bland.
The pacing is awful.
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I honestly don't know how to improve this without scrapping the entire thing. There are editors on this site that may have a chance at fixing this, but that's on you. All I can do is leave my down-vote.
This... This is abhorrent. How did the admins even approve this? I'm not sure which is more frightening, your bland Mary sue of a self insert or the fact that 24 people liked this... Eldritch lovecraftian horror!
So this is awesome and he made the purple dildo sword from Saint rows I think it's three I'm not sure I have not played the game
cool story bro.
oh my fcking god look at the viewies
Love it! More please!