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Jay David


Just a guy who loves MLP.

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When it comes to villains, Twilight and her friends have come across many kinds. Some have been driven by greed, others by randomness, others by some personal cause. But today? They shall face a villain with motives far more insidious than any ever seen before.

A villain...who seeks to annoy them!

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Well, "random comedy" is definitely the right description for this one.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :raritycry:

Oh, God. Surely not:

Should've put Anaconda or Friday in there. But yeah, that just happened. It was funny, but not exactly memorable to me. Though I think that might just be my sense of humor. I seriously don't know how you post all these everyday, each one incredible. Genius I tell you.

:rainbowlaugh: Okay, this reminds me of that Batman episode "Make 'Em Laugh" with Condiment King. Best Worst Villain Ever!

My proposal for annoying song:

I'm Henry the Eighth, I am, I am,
Henry the eighth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am!
Second verse, same as the first!

"I must sing...[insert annoying song here]! Remember how much we were all banging our heads against the wall to get [insert annoying song here] out of us last time? Well prepare to experience that all over again!"

I nominate Pinkie's "Gotta Share, Gotta Care" song from "Over a Barrel."

Ugh...

He's a monster

Could've always went with Friday by Rebecca black, I don't think there's a single person who would really disagree.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!:trollestia:

7574387 I agree with your choice there...

7574381 it's greeeeeeeat!!!:derpytongue2:

"Achy Breaky Song" by Weird Al Yankovic.

I think it's funnier if he actually said insert annoying song here myself. *giggles*

7574663 nah, that just makes me laugh!:rainbowlaugh:

Duck Tales

Let it go

Everything is Awesome

Triple Dent gum

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>dick tales
Uhhhhh....

1) Let It Go. Use Let It Go.

2) RRRRRRRROASTEEEED!

7574892 DAMN IPHONE!!! WITH THESE TINY TOUCH SCREEN KEYS!!!

And to add insult to injury, I saw that when I was typing and thought I corrected it! But I must've hit i again!

Corrected. It is now Duck Tales

Pretty funny all around. If he focused on just one of them, he might actually have a chance of driving that one crazy-as it is, just like the story said, he's an inconvenience.

My vote for Annoying Song:

Mock

Yeah

Ing

Yeah

Bird

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah!

That last line was delivered perfectly.

Why do I hear the Box Ghost's voice when I read this?! WHY?!

This is the song that never ends,
It really irritates my friends.
Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was,
And now we all keep singing it and singing it because
This is the song that never ends,
It really irritates my friends.
Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was,
And now we all keep singing it and singing it because........

7574361 Oh, yes.

*glares at Fresnor* Now I can't get that stupid thing out of my head.

Thank you SO much for that.
7575593 That goes for YOU, too.

But at least YOURS is just the lyrics, and NOT a video of it.

*goes off in a (playful) huff to listen to the Legends of Everfree soundtrack to she can get the "Song Unending" out of her head*

FINALLY ! Somebody who writes a villain with the same goals as ME!

Eh, didn't do as we'll as I would've.


Still getting the70th like and a favorite.

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My, that is more annoying than the original version. Thank you for reminding me of that, now I must cleanse my mind by listening to anything but that for a week.
Why do I have to go through this torture again!?!?!:fluttershbad:

"I must sing...[insert annoying song here]! Remember how much we were all banging our heads against the wall to get [insert annoying song here] out of us last time? Well prepare to experience that all over again!"

Shake It Off
*Ducks to avoid the wrath of the Taylor Swift fans*

MJP

flim and flam will be the most annoying villain ever, without question

7575764 Muahahahaha! :trollestia:

I've got it in my head too now, so it's a double-edged blade. Nevertheless, I have no regrets! It was worth it!

Seven A.M. waking up in the morning...

I have a feeling from the title it sounds like the annoying orange is in this story.

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You've made a powerful enemy today!

7575593 ...............This is the song that never ends,
It really irritates my friends.
Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was,
And now we all keep singing it and singing it because
This is the song that never ends,
It really irritates my friends.
Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was,
And now we all keep singing it and singing it because........

What about never gonna give you up?

1. Beez in the Trap- Nicki Minaj
2. You gotta share, ya gotta care- Pinkie Pie
3. Everything is awesome- Lego Movie
4. Tag, you're it- Melanie Martinez
5. Hello Kitty- Avril Lavigne

7576256 Everything is awesome! Everything is cool... no. wait. no! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage::trollestia:

SO GOOD!! <3

I hope to see a sequel or an epilogue soon!! <3

Perhaps something about where Twilight Sparkle has to deal with her Unlawful Assault upon Lord Guy??

but it was proving harder than norming to actually locate them. Reds were in boxes on the opposite side of the room to where they normally were, spools of thread were one shelf higher, and most irritating of all, her design sheets had been placed back into the draw meant for blank paper that was to become designs sheets. As she lamented, she turned as a certain stallion poked his head through her window.

I think Lord Guy also mixed up some of your words.
7574835 Oh c'mon, Duck Tales has some awesome music

Just call Neuter Control that'll get 'em fo' sure.

Just call the local law enforcement. His actions include: one count of threatening royalty (Twi), two counts of burglary (Dash & Pinkie), three counts of breaking and entering (Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie), one count of trespassing (AJ), one count of vandalism (AJ), and one count of criminal mischief (Fluttershy). He's looking at some very hefty fines and probably a lot of community service. If this was the human world, he could be facing a few months of jail time, but we don't know if ponies have prisons other than Tartarus.

I'm surprised nobody thought of this one. It is, after all, literally the annoying song.


(heh heh heh)

Welcome to the our humble abode. Here we have Narwhals, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, I'm A Gummy Bear and Nyan Cat for popular selection. We also have I'm A Barbie Girl, Bird Is The Word, Hamster Dance, and the Duck Song. Please enjoy as you'll probably never survive.

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Since we're on the topic of songs that could annoy people, I imagine our evil mastermind is singing this during and after his appalling crimes.

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