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PRlNCESS CADENCE


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Always liked this ship. Continue.

Downstage Trump

she was right...she was about to be unemployed

It appears as though this narrative amounts, in its entirety, to some elaborate allusion to the election of 1824: who will win-- Jackson? Adams? Crawford, or Clay?

Such a subversive campaign is this.

When shall we all finally unify wherein the revelation that, ultimately, antidisestablishmentarianism stands as the sole solution to salvation for such a sovereign state as this-- that is, Antarctica?

Abraham "the Angsty" Lincoln put it best in describing the defects which lead to the downfall of Hitler's righteous Crusade against the Red Hat Society, in the year of our Warmaster Horus 2134; these are his words:

"Always believe what you read on the Internets; verily, it one day save your creamymemes."

Thusly concluding, make Antarctica a sovereign state again, for we must Stand With Dill Pickles. Plz stand for the cancer, ey b0ss:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

Post Script:
Dear Princess Cadence,

Where are all the boxen?

Hay & Oats,
Best of fortunes,
May your children be prolific and your cattle yield much meat,
I am cancer,
Fucking kill me now,
The Wage Gap is largely based on a misleading statistic,
Supreme Leader,
Roses are red
Violets are bigger
Everyone type in chat
Alex is a stupid _,
Lt.Corbis sends best wishes,
Fist me,
"I Never Promised You a Rose Garden" is actually a tragicomedy,

JR:heart:

This story makes me feel awkward, in my loins.
But hey... it will all work out as long as you... Keep It Together!!!
:rainbowlaugh: :pinkiecrazy: :derpytongue2: :trollestia:

Now make them sex.

7554300
As the once leader of a small anarchist state once said:

"Insert Random Lovable Gibberish Here"

The end.
Blah blah blah Equestria is ours etc.

7586584

srsly dude could
u like
not

people have
feelings &
its incredibly
rude to say the
stuff that u jst did im
suing u
& ur mom for emotional
distress
fgt

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

7586584
If I made them sex, would that just make it masturbation? Whoa...

7587227
It's not like I'm into Siamese porn or anything... :twilightblush:

7587007
Quiet woman, get back to the kitchen! :flutterrage:

7589322
Hard to argue with that. :applejackunsure:
Touche.

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