It's been a while since I've been this excited for a story to update.

7841172 How 'bout use Google to translate, a-hole.

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Why is this in the Boobies and even more Boobies group?

7841201 cause boobies are awsome

7841201 crotchboobs are boobs too...

I'm going to laugh so hard if twilight used the wrog spell she said she used.

7841256 Of course she fucked up the spell; she said this:

Given how much virile cum was stuffed in her, she probably would have conceived within the day no doubt, provided she didn't have that nifty little spell to prevent it.

she is going to get pregnant right?

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7841833 How bout I use the generated minor annoyance to ban you from my channel?

7839307 As this is a commission, I can't say that's gonna happen unless the commissioner actually requests it. It's focusing on Bade, Amaya, and Twilight.

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7841593 Guess y'all will need to wait and find out!

7842006 Rainbow appeared to be a thestral/night guard thing during the finale of season, during the Nightmare Moon segment. <link removed by me>

7842006 The ones that appeared in Luna Eclipsed we can't say for certain are Thestrals. Due to the episode being an Halloween one and with Luna making a grand entrance as Nightmare Moon, its easy to assume that those are very well done costumes/cosplay.

I have no problems with Thestrals, but a part of my mind always likes to take a step back and play devil's advocate.

7842303 That's a fanmade pic =P, The fangs, ear tuffs, and tail color never appeared in the show like that.

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Am I the only one who kept expecting through the first half for amaya to yell "JUST BUCK ALL READY!"

7841593 probably but not from this session.

You're posting updates faster than I manage to comment on them

Bade must be really dense or naive to not realize what's going on.
Oh well, Twi was persuasive enough to make him go just "fuck it" in all the ways. At least it's all out in the open. And boy did they have a lot of fun.
Amaya too. She better hope nobody finds about her insubordination

Good story so far. Definitely enjoying it. I'm really curious, though. How on earth did the belief that you can feed several inches of cock into a woman before reaching the hymen become so ubiquitous? It's in so many stories, but you just have to go to Wikipedia to see pictures and it's right there at the entrance. Crescent shaped membrane partially occluding the vaginal entrance.

fifteen-and-a-half hooves* high, fairly tall for an average pony stallion, and likely weighs about seventy pounds given his

62"->5' 2"
Can stare straight ahead and see over most humans' heads.

"The stallion's barrel is about fifteen hooves long as well

60"->5'
So all told, he is in the same size range as horses here on earth.

On the issue of build...
This chapter;

"Subject 'Bade' is very fit and is a stocky build,

First chapter;

The stallion was of stocky build and highly muscular as all Royal Guard stallions were, wearing the regulation silver, purple and blue helmet and armor set of the Lunar Royal Guards along with matching metal shoes.

Damn, this guy is gonna be a beast!

likely weighs about seventy pounds given his...very muscular physique."

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I don't know how the fuck Twilight can consider a literal skeleton 'muscular' much less 'highly' so but it is hilarious! What the fuck is Equestria's gravity? 0.05G?!!! His stats listed here match a terrestrial horse's and throw in 'stocky' and 'heavily muscled' and you're looking at 1,300lbs, conservatively. Forget hollow bones people, he'd have to be completely hollow and filled with helium to hit 70lbs. Hell, 70lbs likely wouldn't be enough for just the wings, hide, and dick!

Listen scrawny bipedal guys, if you are 5' 2" and only 70lbs... you are literally dying right now. Your BMI is 12.8 and the point where men start falling over dead of starvation is around 13... big boned fuckers with broad builds sooner. Anyone reading this with a BMI of less than 15 needs to put down the computer/E-reader/phone, and seek medical assistance last week... yes, I said last week... because yesterday isn't nearly soon enough.
If a quadrupedal, non-gaseous, species from a planet with Earth like gravity is somehow reading this with a weight in the double digits, I'm sorry to inform you that you are dead... and have been for a long time. You have already finished decaying by this point my alien friend so I suspect you probably already knew.

EDIT: Ok, ok. I went back and double checked... and I had in fact missed the Comedy tag. Oh, you got me with that one Legion! You got me good. That was definitely the funniest thing I've seen this year, hell it's funnier than anything I saw last year too!

EDIT2: Oh and about the footnote;

** - at this scene, since I can't link directly to images, allow me to include a related NSFW picture to copy/paste to your browser! https://derpibooru.org/1255856

There is no double asterisk footnote mark in this chapter. It is just the entire footnote, right there in the middle of the narrative.

"Thank you Bade..." Twilight said as she turned to him with both wings opened as she stood before a bookshelf, levitating a quill, scroll, and book titled 'Studies on Thestral Mating Habits' as she flagged her tail to him, showing everything under her tail to him teasingly whilst giving him the most sensual of looks. (Since I can't link directly to images, allow me to break the flow here to include a related NSFW picture to copy/paste to your browser! https://derpibooru.org/1255856)

7842303 OK 2 things 1 at the start you said apple bloom was spikes heartthrob not rarity who you said was his marefriend and bade ways apparently 680 kg thats a heavy pony

The whole room was saturated with Twilight's scent; the musky, lightly-neon-hinted scent of a ready-to-breed Unicorn mare calling to him on a very base level to come and mount her. Thought she was a princess so it should be an alicorn not unicorn

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Really an Alicorn is just a winged unicorn, but I fixed the line.

"Bye-bye hymen, it's been nice knowing you..."

Forgive me if I've posted this on one of your stories before (I honestly can't remember if I did or not), but:

more than half clops get it wrong. generally a human penis doesn't penetrate the cervix and can be painful if it does. mares are opposite. the stallion usually Does (and is supposed to) penetrate and it is in fact likely low or no conception if it doesn't. the flare isn't a plug but more like a plunger pushing more semen forward rather than a plug since the tip is past the cervix and the uterine cavity is wider and more pliable. translation: if a stud kisses the cervix, then he's a "teenie weenie and probably Not going to knock up a mare. also, coverings a re short due to predation and competition/interruption from other stallions and copious amounts of cum to make up for it.

just sayin'