The Pony Dreadfuls

by No one is home

Super Fun Meta Chapter: Know Your Shift

The Shift Sisters have finally been reunited. Note their real names all have numbers. When they hatched Madame Butterfly gave them all worker-drone names to hide them in Chrysalis hive. She urged her lover, Iam Noone, to name the drones as well and in the end he decided it would be more fun to give them numbers instead. The sisters all despise their numbers except for Midnight Shift, who thinks #13 is “the most super fun number EVER!”

Day Shift #1
Leader Caste
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Twilight Sparkle
Deformity: Antenna (was the most "normal" of the Shifts)
Status: Deceased

Night Shift #2
Leader Caste
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Twilight Sparkle
Deformity: Spider-like
Status: Placed in "time out" by Diane for making the other Shifts work with the Nopony.

Sweet Shift #3
Infiltrator Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rarity
Deformity: Wasp-like
Status: Fabulous

Split Shift #4
Infiltrator Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rainbow Dash
Deformity: Fly-like, prismatic chitin
Status: Awesome

Blue Shift #5
Soldier Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rainbow Dash
Deformity: Fly-like, Blue Chitin
Status: The Best

Switch Shift #6 (AKA Z-978)
Soldier Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Changeling Drone... Z-978 does not play silly make-believe. Z-978 is happy to be Z-978 and she loves her sister. And she is a good mother! Z-978 does NOT break walls and you will stop looking at her like that! This IS her form and she is a pretty bug!
Deformity: roach-like
Status: Grieving single mother.

Swing Shift #7 (AKA Diane)
Changeling Queen
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: I’ll be who-ever I want, please try to stop me.
Deformity: Wasp-like, Serpentine scorpion-tail, goat-like horns, “The Jaws of Death”, Pink Striped Chitin (basicaly just the Pony Devil. She looks like the pony devil. I'm proud of my little abomination)
Status: Hail to the Queen, muther buckers!

Red Shift #8
Soldier Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Apple Jack
Deformity: Fly-like, Red Chitin
Status: Looking for an excuse to start a fight.

Late Shift #9
Infiltrator Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Rarity
Deformity: Pony-centipede
Status: Doing whatever it takes.

Early Shift #10
Infiltrator Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Apple Jack
Deformity: Beetle Like
Status: Working hard.

Evening Shift #11
Infiltrator Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Flutterbat
Deformity: Moth-Like
Status: Incredibly Nervous

Morning Shift #12
Infiltrator Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Flutter Shy
Deformity: Mosquito-Like
Status: Incredibly Shy

Midnight Shift #13 (AKA Pinkie 13)
Soldier Drone
Favorite Pony to Impersonate: Have you heard about the cult of the Unspeakable Pinkie Pie? We have 666 levels of SUPER FUN damnation as you bounce and giggle down the laughing abyss...
Deformity: Oversized, winged grub
Status: Playing super-fun games

Comments

[Not so New Brony]

All hail the Queen!

[No one is home]

7798157 Did you notice that only the three Pinkie Pies ever chose their own name and all three broke the fourth wall in their own bio?