Starlight Glimmer gets stabbed repeatedly by Twilight Sparkle.
WARNING: Contains stabbing, slashing, bloodless injuries, metaphysical discussions and Twilight probably acting really out of character. You have been warned.
This is a COMEDY. It is not a torture or do hurtful things to Starlight Glimmer fic. It is meant to be a Loony Tunes style fic with some ramblings about meta-narrative humor at the end and not much else. Please do not take the title too seriously.
Edited by: thePINKIEPIEsquad
Chapters (1)
MY WAIFU!
Experiment number 6666: Piss off Princess Celestia then use Starlight as a shield.
Oh, my God, it must be my birthday!
I saw some pretty low comments about Starlight by you on EQD, but if you really hate her so much that you feel the need to write stories about her just to indulge in the fantasy of injuring her, you should really seek help in the form of an anti-aggression therapy.
8016725 Did you at least read the story? It's meant to be a comedy and none of her injuries are debilitating or life threatening but instead more in the style of Loony Tunes, at least that was what I was attempting to go for. I was attempting to play with the meta humor of the characters more or less near invisiblility when it come to comedic injuries. I can understand if you don't like afterwards however
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Nope. Don't get to read as many fics as I would like to. But I definitely read your rants regarding Starlight on EQD, so I just count 1 + 1 together here with this story.
8016790 While I will not deny that I have a dislike for Starlight, I hope that the fan fic can stand up on it's own without my biases clouding your judgement of it. If anything I would at least recommend reading it before you comment. Like I said in the author's notes this was meant to be a comedy and not some Starlight/Twilight cupcakes fan fic.
If you're going to mention the spells and potions, why not use them?
*uses
All told, this is a very knife story. You've got a sharp intellect and cutting wit in your writing. Good job with your take on the slice-of-life genre. I only hope someday to take a stab at it.
AC Racebest would like this story
I've been mulling this over for a while now. I know you need to be careful with tags, but does gore really apply when no injury actually occurs?
It's almost like the old saw about trees falling in the woods.
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Kind of sad considering Starlight is one of the best things the show has had in years.