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Alyssa Hartwick


These battle scars, don’t look like they’re fading ,Don’t look like they’re ever going away. They ain't never gonna change. These battle scars.....

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Twilight had always wondered why and how pinkie had gotten her "Pinkie sense" and today Twilight was going to find out. Though the answer may shock her.....and may also make her contemplate her existence.

(Holy Sun Butt! This is a VERY dumb fic please don't take it seriously! Its supposed to be Crap! )








A Very Stupid One-Shot whose existence is solely based of the fact I have insomnia and that I was bored.:applejackconfused:

Give this a like if you hate idk.....lemons...like raw lemons....or lemon juice...:pinkiesick:

This is unedited so don't take it seriously :applejackunsure:

I threw the cover art together last second so piss off. :ajbemused:

I wuv you all:heart::rainbowkiss:

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Comments ( 36 )

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We should her a head banging club

Pinkie your a...WHAT?!

and today twilight

....

Change the "your" in your title to "you're"

7408586
sorry, damn auto correct

We should start a head banging club

You might want to go back over the story and straighten out some of your capitalization mistakes.

Never enter a battle of wits with the pink mare. You will lose.

*Aguion stares at his computer screen, speechless.*
*Fairy enters the room, notices her brother, and also reads what he had read.*
*Fairy stares at the screen, speechless.*
*One by one, every member of their family and teammates enters the room and end up in the same state.*
"WHAT?!" The cried together. "WHAT THE F***?!"

(Sun)but(t) the sun(butt) is plasma...

7410845
Actually In th mlp universe in the journal of the 2 sisters the sun is described as a large magical stone that produces Fire. So I'm not wrong:pinkiesmile:

*Looks at story.* You know what. Fine. I'll read this.

Comment posted by MythrilMoth deleted Jul 21st, 2016
Comment posted by Alyssa Hartwick deleted Aug 22nd, 2016

7411782
So please don't tell me about how drugs are bad for you I know first hand what they do.
My father used to hit me and my bother because of it.
And don't joke about drug use it will piss people off.

Thank you :twilightsmile:

7412274
its fine:pinkiesmile:
and I apologize for going off like that.
its just that drug use is a very personal thing for me.
so im sorry:pinkiesad2:

7410922
Okay! haven't read that yet so my mistake. :twilightblush:

This was the most random thing I ever read, and I'm thinking of doing a reading of this, it's just the fact of putting it together right. This was awesome, and you just might see it on my youtube channel soon.

7501568 :heart:
link me to your channel!:raritystarry:

7501605 I will when it gets completed. This is going to take some creativity. Not what I'm usually used to, but I'll try my best.

7501699 :rainbowlaugh: Good luch and thank you for reading my stuff!:raritystarry::rainbowkiss::heart:
i gats some horror too:pinkiecrazy::derpytongue2:

7501705 No problem. I'm aware that you have horror, but I'm trying to expand my narration beyond just horror, so I'm doing readings on other genres.

I can't shake the feeling that, because of this, I will start looking at rocks very differently... and "holy Sun-Butt" will become a regular part of my vocabulary...

7595631 My regular vocabulary that has to do with MLP is:

MOTHER OF LUNA!

Somepony Anypony Nopony

SWEET CELESTIA!

What in the name of Cadence are you doing?

Holy Sun-butt!

7613585 :rainbowlaugh:
"Sweet Celestia" was already in mine, along with "aw, for the love'a Luna..."

7613674 Awesome! When I was nine I saw a picture of clop. I didn't care, but at first I was like "MOTHER OF LUNA, WHY!" I just wanted a picture of a bat pony Applejack! Not a bat pony DOING Applejack! :pinkiegasp:

7614908 *snort*
*snicker*
BWA-HA-HA-HA! :rainbowlaugh:
I can just imagine the look you must've had!
:twilightoops:

This was fantastic. Thank you.

This is so toxic I'd choose this over cyanide.

Logic vs pinkie =
Pinkie win!!

I agree with the pinkie logic will be strange but ....... all on equs is made of rock, but also everything in reality is made of rock ......... WAIT! ...... we are made of carbon, which is a mineral ........ even the human being is made of rock ..... pinkie is right.

OMG !!

belong this ... great story.

fun..but ... I still think pinkie may be right.

... ... ... * mind in tilt *, RESETTT !!.

You'll never escape me, silly!

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