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I'm just an ordinary Scotsman who writes ordinary horse words, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.

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When Twilight learns of a strange new town which has suddenly appeared in Equestria, she decides that it warrants further investigation. So off she goes, dragging Starlight Glimmer along with her; a great opportunity for a friendship lesson.

It's not long before they both start to wish that they'd stayed in Ponyville.

First Published
6th Jul 2016
Last Modified
6th Jul 2016
#1 · 38w, 14h ago · 13 · ·

Thats what you get for Pinkie allowing Discord to get on her account. :pinkiegasp:

#2 · 38w, 13h ago · 2 · ·

lol, Definitely deserving of the Random tag.

#3 · 38w, 12h ago · 1 · ·

I've been waiting for someone to write about this.

I'm glad it was you.

#4 · 38w, 11h ago · 4 · ·

Oops Equestria.exe has crashed.  Good luck getting home girls, and if you do on mentally surviving what you see there.

#5 · 38w, 8h ago · 10 · ·

im a counterstrike and I find this globally offensive  

That is one of the funniest lines I have ever seen.


#6 · 38w, 3h ago · 1 · ·

Brilliant, loved it :o) An excellent tribute to a couple of days of fun!

It was a mad house of a game though. I hope it comes back one day.....

#7 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·

SecondLife? I'm disconnected from pop culture memes so I have no idea.

#8 · 37w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


Thanks, but I should point out that I didn't come up with it. :twilightsmile:

#9 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·

Okay then.

Honestly, none of the bubble "dialogue" surprises me, although it does depress me.:pinkiesick:

Eh, Pinkie sick doesn't exactly do the feeling justice-a more fitting representative image would be a combination of Sad Fluttershy and Pinkie violently throwing up a year's supply of chocolate.

#10 · 37w, 5d ago · · ·

This story needs more views. :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by cheesegal deleted at 4:33am on the 9th of July, 2016
#12 · 37w, 5d ago · · ·

Does anyone know what happened to ponytown? Or when we can play it again? :raritydespair:

#13 · 37w, 3d ago · 1 · ·


I was quite sure that was the case but it is still hilarious.

#14 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·


I lost count of the number of times I saw 'HEIL HITLER,' as well as how many ponies I saw with swastika cutie marks. And, for me at least, it just wasn't a Pony Town session without coming across someone who was trying their utmost to create a swastika in the grass. :facehoof:

#15 · 36w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>7376383 It went offline thanks to people being disrespectful. As for when we can actually play it ever again...... Don't ask me. I have NO idea.

#16 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·

I didn't even know about this game before...

And now it only says "offline pony".

Can anyone tell me more about it?

#17 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·


It was a little thing that let people create pixel ponies and hang out in a large open area.

From what I've been told, the project was scrapped because some people were generally being dicks.

#18 · 33w, 2d ago · · ·

>>7438650 ... and it's back, better than ever!

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