Lyra would like to ride her bicycle today. Yes, her bicycle. Yes, THAT kind of bicycle. You know very well what I am talking about, don't play dumb with me. Yes, the kind of bicycle that you sit on, and pedal with your back hooves, and it takes you magical faraway places, like the library, or the bookstore, or mysterious and faraway lands that seem eerily all too familiar, or that portal to the 42nd dimension that just opened up behind Quills and Sofas. Was that always there?

Look, there in the Sky! Diamond tiara, just floating! Wow! How bizarre! So strange! She looks confused. What is she doing up there? Yes, that is something to be concerned about. Nothing else matters. The cotton candy clouds do not matter. The roads of soap, are also no concern of yours. Forget those things. Nothing at all is wrong, remember that. The days and nights are all functioning normally, books are not glowing with mysterious and unmentionable light. Nothing is wrong. We are all normal. NOTHING HAS CHANGED
Thinking about those things can only cause you harm. Thinking can only cause you harm. Everything can only cause you harm. You should Look at the Sky and Diamond tiara floating there. How could you not notice her there? Nothing need concern you but Lyra, and the Sky, and Diamond tiara.
Are you confused? Do you need help? WE ALL NEED HELP.
Welcome to Equestria my dear friends, where the fun only stops when you start questioning the mysterious shapes that roam your neighborhood! The ones rounding up the children and your neighbors to keep you safe! Yes. Safe.

YOU ARE SAFE

Lyra will probably ride her bicycle today. Perhaps, she will ride her bicycle to where Diamond Tiara is. Maybe they will talk about stuff. They do not know each other very well.
But they will.
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