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PhucknuckL
An Aussie bloke doing blokey things. Reading cute widdle stories about pretty pastel ponies for instance.
PhucknuckL
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It's the Karmaresutra isn't it?
7470239
Knuckle does fantastic work, doesn't he? He's got a little light to shine, but now it's his time to shine, he's got a little light to shine, on those sweaty and juicy flanks so fine~
Let's see where this adventure takes me.
7470239 So I'll assume that is a yes and enjoy this even more.
Great job you did a very great job indeed.
I am literally the worst friend ever, and this is proof.
But yay! People get to see it now~! You really do have a fun literary voice and this was an absolute joy to read. Not to mention sexy as hell.
7470923
Yes, yes you are. Take seven lashes across the dick with a wet leather bootlace for your sins.
This story would have been a helluva lot more relevant the two months ago I wrote it.
Now that you're feeling suitably chastised, I wan't you to know; You have my gratitude. Thank you mate. Thank you from me sub-cockles for providing me with an idea that was so much fun to write. You might be a cunt. But you're my cunt. And I couldn't think of a better cunt to call a mate.
You have mates,
PhucknuckL
Why thank you 7470738, Your appreciation is appreciated.
G'Day 7470448, how they hangin' mate? It's great to see your spirits higher than they have been in recent months. You keep on keepin' on bloke. I hope you liked this. Acknowledgement from actual writers is high praise indeed. I also hope you spotted the cameo from the best OC ever.
Hey 7470284, Could you do us a favour and lick me gooch while your nose is that far up my arse?
And 7469908, Thank you again for all your help and what do you mean. next one?
7471418
Next published story?
7471424 You gotta point I guess. A bloke has to settle his self imposed debts.
Stay tuned.
7471414
7471482 Interesting. We'll see how this goes.
HOLY CRAP! 7471650's on my page!
A real writer and a bloke whose stories I admire a shitload. Quick... everycunt look busy!
7471728 A far better first effort than I've seen for most. You'd benefit from an editor, but your basic grasp on punctuation is decent. It's a fun story, I look forward to any further efforts you might put forth.
7471414 I'm hanging great, you crazy bloke. As for the story, I enjoyed it. I also saw that reference to the OC, and good on you ya mate.
Cheers 7472120, me li'l mate. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Rumour has it, the great Flamin'wanker himself is gonna read it at some stage. I hope he approves of her shout out.
7472176 He should because he's a pretty cool guy.
I do expect more from you in the future.
7471935
I was able to do some editing and caught most of the major things that needed editing, I've just been too busy to give it the fine toothed comb treatment...
Now now 7472415 and 7472519, I understand you may have got a little sand in your vaginas over 7471935's comment about my 'writing' needing editors, I really do. But I wasn't bothered by it at all. I make so many fuck ups you can't be expected to find them all.
You are all hard working individuals that I am honored to call mates. But I am aware you all have busy lives with your own families and responsibilities. You all did me a huge favor by granting me your precious time and being as dilligent as you were. I am, and will always be, extremely grateful for that. We can only assume he found errors in the crap that I added or changed after you had all been through it.
Personally, I will never fret about being called out on my punctuation. In fact, I expect it. I'm only a high school dropout after all. My only wish is to tell an entertaining story. Which is generally why I only write for mates. This is only here 'cause it was the fuckin' birthday boy's wish that I post it.
Now play nice with the other kids or you'll get a time out.
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Guys, believe me, I get it. My very first story was far worse off. When I say editor, what I really mean is proofreader, I suppose. I deal with people who function as both. I mean someone who will look at dialog by Pinkie and ask if it sounds like Pinkie. Someone who will see a paragraph and tell you to separate out not just for new speakers into a new paragraph, but when switching povs. As far as periods, commas, spelling, I didn't notice much at all of that. I mean structure.
I'm not going to waste your time with specifics, because I get that this was a one time effort, and you may never write again, but if you do, you've got potential here. A proofreader can show you how to make a story more readable, but no one can teach you how to write enjoyably to begin with.
7471414 your welcome.
Wow, this is some really good "mediocrity".
That ducking poem!
well then, that was most certainly entertaining. exotic too
also, that poem 
this goes straight to my favorites.
Nice. I loved Saffron's exotic-ness. I wish she would appear in the show again. I'd like to know where ponies of her culture come from in Equestria, and if we can see more of them. Saffron is a pretty little mare.
Cheers 7576856 and 7671902, that poem, (which I'm actually pretty proud of,) stemmed from my complete inability to write a clop scene for Pinkie Pie. The shit I wanted her to be able to do, I hadn't a flamin' hope of being able to articulate. I had started and failed multiple times before I jotted down somethin' that just happened to rhyme... then I spiralled out of control.
Thank you 7708045 for your comment. I didn't think anyone would still read this. I too would like to see Saffron's return.
I hope I wasn't being too culturally insensitive by having her dialogue be Hindi. Everything she says in her native tongue is real Hindi and translatable through Google translate into English. Including the border stuff at the top and bottom of the fic.
Her exclamation of Merciful Hayagriva was also chosen deliberately as it's a reference to a Hindi horse-headed deity.
You should do more.
This is fantastic.
~Skeeter The Lurker
7922359 Cheers bloke. But yeah, don't hold your breath. I'm too much of a lazy cunt.
im upset i missed this, but all that rhyming made it so much better.
8306349
Sweet! Cheers mate.
This was just beautiful. I loved every moment of it, and the Poem had me dying.
8414055
No worries mate, glad you liked it.
I'm pretty stoked that my complete inability to write a halfway decent clop scene for Pinkie resulted in somethin' that people seem to enjoy.
8524719
Mate, you have absolutely made my fuckin' day. A bloke whose story I truly admire liked my li'l oneshot. Not only that but took the time to tell me why you liked it. You, sir, are a scholar and a Gentleman. I don't know how you found me but am flamin' downright tickled pink that you did. You have no idea how much I sorely needed the pick me up you just gave me.
However...
Praise and pointless fan gushin' aside. I must admonish you for wastin' your time readin' my shit when it would be far better spent gettin' out the next chapter of A Gentleman in Training.
Once again,
I thank you.
You have mates,
PhucknuckL
These horses are most certainly going to fuck. So it is written so shall it be done. Denim_Blue sent me. I had no idea you were writing clopfic now. Feels good man.
Well they do say you work with the ingredients you have, but killing the entire bottle of Listerine was probably a bad idea.
Cannot unsee mental image of Pinkie Pie dressed up as Eminem doing a parody version of "Stan" before flying off the bridge with a cart filled with pies. [F]
The next level of masturbation.
Is that you, Samuel L Jackson? When did you start writing clopfiction?
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Dude, you like earplay as much as I do. This story's a keeper!
Assailant may sound like an odd choice to the uninitiated seppo, but a true blue Aussie bloke always brings a bit of felony to the bedroom.
I think we should get Tarja from Nightwish to perform this number!
You should have chosen your words more carefully, Persian!
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Seriously, are we cousins or something? No one besides us uses that much friggin' earplay in a clop scene.
Okay, I wouldn't have conjured up the image of an old guy having a heart attack, but it's funny at least.
Rubbish? Nah. This was great! Take a like and fave my good man!
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HA! If it isn't me ol' mate, AJ Affogato. How you doin' bloke?
Strewth mate, I think you put more effort into analyzing this fic than I did writin' the fuckin' thing.
I reckon' I'll return the favour in my reply.
You're the first bloke to find those unaided. Most just thought it fancy decoration.
This is a vastly different retelling of a very real situation from personal experience in the long-long ago.
All that stuff spread everywhere alludes to the crappy comic this fic follows. (Rarity and Coriander Cumin goin' to fuckin' town on each other.) I never intended to publish this. But I couldn't deny the Birthday boy his wish.
A deliberate quote of the great man.
My fuckin' wordy lordy yes!
Cheers mate, glad you liked it. Now you go back and tell ol' mate fuckin' Stone_Wash to get back to writin'. It's been nine months since my last aGiT fix.
You have mates,
PhucknuckL
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Nothing by me you're interested in reading? Ouch, fam. I'm going to go crawl in a hole or something...
8534625 To be honest mate. I hadn't looked. My readin's fallen by the wayside tryin' to keep up with my vectorin' crap. But I see you've expanded your RoseLuck stuff. I'll definitely have a look into it.