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Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.


Anonymous is summoned by Twilight's magical map thingy. She sends him off to Canterlot to investigate, and possibly change the fate of Equestria... but probably not.

Contains: Anon, Aryanne, Celestia, Flutterrape, alcohol, politics, science, other stupid stuff and more references than ever. Or perhaps just as many.

This story is written in the second person. Teen for language, some themes and mild sexual stuff.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 17 )

I did NAZI that coming.:twilightoops:

10/10 would become Hitler again

R2 #4 · Jun 16th, 2016 · · ·

no belly rubs...

That ending. :facehoof: Jesus fuckin’ Christ, that ending. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh yeah, if against all that is logical I would end up in that place, I'd cuddle the f:yay:k of everything with a pulse too.

I have to say, this story did not disappoint at all. Long but not overly so, reading it wasn't sluggish, and it was very enjoyable.
Also, I said it in every story from you which I read, and I'll keep saying it - I love the humor you use. Just out of the blue. Exactly internet style.

That ending though... I would never have thought of that. Seriously. I did nazi that coming either :rainbowlaugh:

At least Anon's not unemployed now.

You are the reason why I registered here!!! :)

The weather is almost always nice here.

it hasn't rained in months

Pick one.

element of hat


the element of sanic.


7307580 Ach, that joke was so 1939! Anne Frankly, it makes me unkampfterble.

You're a big guy-"
"For you."

God damn that killed me :rainbowlaugh:

Well that was a surprise.

And i did NAZI that pun coming

Absolute garbage. Good job.

I fucking love you for writing this. I'm gonna crash a local book club with a live reading of this.

And here I was thinking the punchline was Anon accidentally saving Equestria from an invasion by making sure the guards had decent armor.

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