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unscrewedunicorn


Plays too much Dark Souls.

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Video games can be a nice stress reliever. Especially after you've been on the moon for a thousand years.

Pony Souls 3 is not a stress reliever.


A part of my Dark Souls Crossover collection.
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This synopsis had me dying. I must read.

-inkheart

Okay, but that synopsis... First Gamer Luna story I actually enjoy, before even putting my eyes on the text.

You go, Unscrewy :3

"The knight class is for fuckin' skrubs." ya don't say?? :pinkiecrazy:

Whoa...damn, then again, I'm not the biggest Soul Series player. I puts around in Bloodborne occasionally, I'll leave the playing to proper players and eye up the Let's Plays. That said...DAMN Luna be HARDCORE!! After how long on the moon? Yup, she's a badass.

7358926 Dark Souls ruined my life, save yourself while you still can. :pinkiecrazy:

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Eh, my primary gaming is in stuff like Fallout 4, DOOM 2016, Witcher 3, and Borderlands game...trust me, Soul Series is a once in a blue moon thing for me. Besides, I like my controllers intact for playing games. :scootangel:

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>Witcher 3
>Borderlands
Good taste. :moustache:

This story became unrealistic the moment Luna fired a soul arrow without being punished.

real men play through as bare knuckle deprived... all other classes are for skrubs who need to git gud.

*cries in the corner because that means no uchi*

Luna confirmed casul, git gud.

7359315 Taste the smackdown, INT skrub

7362973 I'll bet u leveled dex, you fukin faget.

Dude. I have an idea. For a story, you should have Luna be a pro at Darksouls and have Celestia play for the first time or something. Or ya know, you could make it to where Luna dreams Darksouls. I dunno. I just wanna see Luna be a god at Darksouls and have Celestia rage. Maybe even have a joke about Black Sunshine.

7669184 Good idea! I'll get to work on that, since I haven't written in a while <3

"It's ok Luna. As a long time Soulsborne player, let me give you some advice that will make the series much more manageable."

*Leans in and whispers*

"Git gud"

hey luna i'm a novice souls player i have some more advice i too play as a sorceress my advice look around the area and find firebombs or black pine resin also use your dagger to get in parries and backstabs when in second phase of fight target use your soul arrow and when boss only has a tiny sliver of health go in close and deliver the final hit with your dagger that's how i beat the first boss yes it's tedious but worthwhile in the end

My current run in Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin is a lv 40 Warrior with a Battle Axe+4 as my main weapon and a crossbow as my sub. I've died so much, but more from fall damage than being killed. I've heard about how it's easy to get triggered, but that hasn't happened to me so far. I consider Old Dragonslayer easier than Dragonrider, though.

Also, deprived is for the hardcore players.

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7359593 How is the DEX stat for casuls?

This story is so nostalgic
i remember my first fight with Iudex Gundyr
mmmm... dat 12 deaths :)

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