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Evilhumour

Well, this a fan of MLP who has just started to watch the show. And I like what I see!

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This is the story of my life; of how I, Relfecting Shield, managed to stumble in situations far beyond my understanding. From dealing with monsters from my past, to crazy shit in the future, I think I will be able to manage it all without completely losing my mind.

Yay.

Written by me and my cohort, Vinylshadow
Chapters (5)
Incomplete Published: Jun 3rd, 2016 Download
8,976 words
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Krazyfan1
Krazyfan1 #1 · Jun 4th, 2016 · · · Chapter 1 ·
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Interesting

Krazyfan1
Krazyfan1 #2 · Dec 26th, 2017 · · · Chpater Five ·
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imagine the landlords face when she realises the truth

Asolem2
Asolem2 #3 · Feb 17th, 2020 · · · Chapter 1 ·
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“She was loitering on the park bench and spouting obscenities near the young, your highness,” the unicorn said.

That is to say, nothing to really cause such a fuss about :moustache:

I nodded numbly as the Princess once again shot me a weird look that I couldn’t begin to understand and left with her guards, leaving me to once again to try and enjoy this pleasant day, although the meeting had really soured it and I was looking forward to getting back to my apartment so I could make sense of this day.

Sorry (not really) to say this Shield, but your life is about to get a whole lot more interesting :pinkiecrazy:

Asolem2
Asolem2 #4 · Feb 17th, 2020 · · · Chapter 2 ·
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“No, you missed the extra rent!” she shouted in my ear

"extra rent" what's she paying extra for ? :trixieshiftright:

Instead, I acted like a pissed off pony, stomping through my house to go to my angry wall. Standing in front of it, I spun around and began to kick it as I burned off some of my frustration. Sweet Scent hated when I did this, but I couldn’t afford a gym membership and I paid extra for this when I rented this place, so she kept mostly quiet about it.

So that's what she's paying extra for... I don't suppose a sturdy punching bag would have been cheaper in the long run :trixieshiftleft:

“Sweet buck, is this what my life is going to be?” I whined to myself, knowing how screwed up my life was and I was only twenty one years old. “No food, no money, no future, no nothing?”

Oh don't worry, I have the nagging suspicion that your life is about to get a lot more interesting and you won't have to worry about those things :trollestia:

Asolem2
Asolem2 #5 · Feb 17th, 2020 · · · Chapter 3 ·
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“Yes,” I said, twiddling my hooves in a bout of nerves. “That and my angry wall.” Why did I mention my angry wall?

Cause you're panicking :moustache:

With a bob of my head, I cast one last look around my apartment before following the princess out.

What'd I tell ya, your life just got a whole lot more interesting :trollestia:

Asolem2
Asolem2 #6 · Feb 17th, 2020 · · · Chapter 4 ·
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Again, where was my mind when I said this stuff? What, was I going to say she looked good for a mom of her age next?

Well I mean, it's true isn't it :twilightsheepish:

“Oh please, I am the third youngest Princess

Aren't you also the third oldest princess :trollestia:

 “Then again, one must first stop Celestia from just inhaling her cake.”

So basically you got to learn to perform miracles before causing the mass deforestation :moustache:

“Oh horsefeathers, I haven’t laughed like that in ages ,” I said as I got to my hooves, actually smiling, using the hoof to pull myself upright. “Thanks, Princess.”

Hey look at that, progress, good job Cadance :trollestia:

Asolem2
Asolem2 #7 · Feb 17th, 2020 · · · Chpater Five ·
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Looking away from what had to be a fake picture with her highness and a massive purple dragon

Oh no, that one is very real :pinkiecrazy:

Snorting as I walked beside the towering Guard, I shot back him. “Wouldn’t expect any of you guys to be nice to me.”

“For someone like you, never.”

I am getting very curious about this mutual hatred between Reflecting and the guards :applejackunsure:

“I said about the same thing; she didn’t believe me about who they were,” I replied while also ignoring the fact I couldn’t have actually read the damn thing.

And of course she knew that and abused it for her own benefit :trixieshiftleft:

Twilight’s eyes flashed for a moment, but then she shook it off and led me down the hall to the restroom.

Twilight is not a happy pony right now :moustache:

Evilhumour
Evilhumour #8 · Feb 17th, 2020 · · · Chapter 4 ·
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10089661

Aren't you also the third oldest princess :trollestia:

She'd prefer to be a glass half full type of pony.

Asolem2
Asolem2 #9 · Aug 20th, 2020 · · · Chpater Five ·
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I snorted disgustedly, knowing exactly what he was referring to.

I'm starting to suspect it has something to do with the one time she reflected magic :applejackunsure:

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