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Phoenix Wright has recently passed his bar exam, and won his first case. Yeah, NO. The universe has many other plans for him.

You see, there's this filly he found in his apartment.

She's a pegasus.

She has rainbow-colored hair.

AND she thinks the the attorney's her dad.

Whoopee, I have to live with an aspirin sponsor.

(Non-canon PWNY-Verse story)

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 43 )

If this took place after Apollo Justice, Trucy would have a sister.

7320162 It explicitly states that this occurs directly after The First Turnabout

7320188 I knew that. Will RD replace Maya as co-counsel?

7320196 No, I just needed something alliterative that fitted the courtroom setting. And Maya won't replace Dash in the court. But of course, the judge could find her adorable enough to keep in the court.

Why is Phoenix taking a random
Pony appearing in his house so well? This is pre-Turnabout sisters Phoenix.

Well, at least Maya can cuddle Dash like a teddy bear.

"Stabbed a bitch in the yard." Heavily sweetened coffee found its way onto the glass separating the two. Maya howled, managing to get out, "I just wanted to see how you'd react! I've actually been in questioning for the past 10 hours and I'm exhausted."

... I'm not sure if I like the refrence to the abridged series or love it. Though I am wondering why she was in questioning for ten hours... Seriously why is it that the defendants are almost always in questioning? It makes no sense! ... Oh well. It probably doesn't matter.

7400240 Well, when I was in mock trial last year, one case had the defendant in questioning for a good 16 hours. Not too much of a stretch to say 10 hour nightshifts exist in the AA universe?

7400243 16 hours!? What? Why would you need to question someone for sixteen hours!? Wouldn't questioning only take like 3 to 4 hours tops? I'm sorry it just doesn't make sense to me.

7400406 Hey, I didn't know either. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the mock trial cases are about as batty as AA cases. Either way...

7400437 Really? That batty? Is it battier than Flutterbat?
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And if its that batty, what's the battiest mock trial you've been in? I'm quite curious about this.

7405136 A civil case accusing someone of stealing a painting, and then replacing it with a forgery. Why? Because it "didn't feel right." To the... uh... plaintiff?

Comment posted by The Nova Kid deleted Jul 19th, 2016

7405669 ...What... the... fudge...
Okay that is quite bizarre. Wow. I don't know what else to say about that.

After poking about the app and figuring out how to make that ringtone, she hoped she had enough time on her hands.

Probably not since you don't have any hands to begin with Rainbow.:rainbowderp::rainbowhuh::rainbowlaugh:

7458743 Glad to do whatever I can. Hopefully by making you laugh.

7478599 I'm hoping Dash is old enough to use the Sonic Rainboom.

7481344 According to the show, I'm guessing that she probably is seeing as she was really young when she created Equestria perfomed the first sonic rainboom. Especially with how Rainbow seems to act somewhere about 9 or 10 in this story. Well to me at least it seems so.

7481434 Hey, remember, SHE can't remember; it's kinda the premise of these fics.

In tandem, no reason for it to happen has occurred yet.

7481606 Rainbow doesn't need to remember the first rainboom. She just needs a reason to fly that fast.

7487447 Hey, her adoptive dad is more important than some egocentric asshat. At least to her, I'd like to believe.

7487483 Does that mean she's more likely to accidentally rainboom Pheonix in the face?

Freaking Redd White. He even has dirt on Gumshoes... Wait. :rainbowhuh: He has dirt on Gumshoes? What has Gumshoes ever done that could be used as blackmail?

7497890 His living situation could have him branded technically homeless. You probably know the associated stigma.

You know, If it weren't for the fact that most of the PWNY verse stories have the displaced pony being super intelligent and genre-savvy I would complain about RD being to smart. I may not really like that RD is super smart, but I really enjoy how the duo of Phoenix and RD works. It matches the awesomeness that is to be expected when you have The Most Awesome Pony and The Most Epic Lawyer (TM) working together.

And the third biggest jerk in the first game is defeated. Redd White, You have gotten your just desserts. Now eat that cake before Celestia steals it.:trollestia:

Is Uncle doing the announcements on the PA, is Jade gonna show up?

7584017 No, that's not it. I'll have to see if I can reword it.

I have no idea about the references, but this statement by Phoenix... It just...:rainbowlaugh:

"Just say you're being raised by a lawyer." Phoenix said, sighing at his deprecation. "Everyone will refuse to associate with you."

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OH MY GOODNESS! This is just hilarious. LOL! So much LOL. And what makes it funnier is that it actually sounds like something Phoenix might say.

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This is what you said.

"Local actor Jack Hammer has been found dead! The current suspect is actor Mike Powers. Or, for the younger viewers, the Evil Magistrate has been killed by the Steel Samurai! More at 7."

But this is a contradiction to the source material. The Steel Samurai isn't played by anyone named Mike. In fact, Nobody by the name of Mike Powers exists in the Ace Attorney. The Steel Samurai is Will Powers as shown in this article from the Ace Attorney wiki. This is a Contradiction that needs to be fixed with the truth.

... I may have gotten a bit carried away.

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Aw, this is something I've been missing in my life. It's so funny and cute! Hope to see more soon!

7688424 Yeah, school can do that to a schedule. If only reworking the story to accommodate Dashie was as easy as it sounded.

I think that Dash is supposed to be John Talbain from Darkstalkers, right? Not so sure for Phoenix though.

7689167 You're right about Dash.

DO3S TH1S TYP1NG SYST3M LOOK F4M1L14R?

7689198
*recognising speech pattern as Sal Manella's*
*whispering* Oh no...

7921593 Nope. The color was another clue.

"Am I getting hired or what?" Phoenix sighed.
"$75 an hour?" Will proposed.
"Twelve hundred a day."
"One thousand."
"Deal." Phoenix said, setting his fist on the glass, waiting for Will to do the same. Afterwards, Phoenix marked some areas on a packet, slid it and a pen under the window, allowing Will to see it: a very long agreement with a spot for a signature on the bottom after a short phrase.
Abridged:
I hereby accept Phoenix Wright as my attorney, and I shall pay any ensuing expenses that may arise from his services, counting his negotiated rate of $1,000 a day.
X__________________________(1)

(1) Considering that Phoenix has someone in his care, I would assume that money would be more pressing.

I understand where your coming from with this, it just doesn't seem like something Phoenix would do... That made no sense let me clarify.

It makes sense that Phoenix would want and need more money because of Rainbow, but it seems odd to see him actually negotiate money with a client. I think that's why the never showed him talking with a client about payment in basically any of the games I can think of. In the first game his first two cases had him not receiving payment in basically anyway. Of course you could say Phoenix's payment in Maya's trail is that he got the law office and whatever else Mia left him in her will. In fact I can think of one time where payment was actually brought up between the defendant and Phoenix, and it was the defendant bringing it up. This instance is when Mask☆DeMasque/Ron DeLite offering to steal something for Phoenix as payment for defending him. But in the first game I can only actually see half (2 or 3 depending on if you count Rise From the Ashes as part of the first game and not just something that was added on) of his clients paying him. Will Powers probably paid him as well as Edgeworth and (If you count rise from the ashes) Lana Skye. In the end, I don't think that Phoenix would bring up payment until after the end of a case.

... And that made even less sense than earlier.

7926737 Actually something else bothered me in this chapter that I just realized, Phoenix didn't investigate. In basically every case that Phoenix takes, he investigates. Why didn't he investigate here? And no watching Steel Samurai does not count as investigating.

7689198
Terezi Pyrope?

Also I love this story and wish for more, but I understand if your not writing anymore, just please either give us an update, we hate being left in the dark

GOD DAMNIT THIS IS MY LITTLE DASHIE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!

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