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Fucking hell.
You beat Rob and I to it, you bastard.
I didn't think an idea like this could have been done. This only could have been done by someone Holy *thinks* oh wait... Good story by the way.
Okay.
Damn near textbook, I suspect.
~Skeeter The Lurker
This is weird, I just have no words.
I was almost expecting a literary version of the loss.jpg meme in the form of Twilight holding the brooms a certain way.
But hey, this works too.
Knew this was coming from a week away...
It's telling that my first thought after reading this was "This is 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice: Too Hot for TV'."
This is how far we've come, people.
Broom sex.
7273017 Wait till people start doing guitar sex.
I'd be into that. I've seen some pretty sexy guitars
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Just imagine how far we have left to go.
Thank you for saving me the trouble.
(from this thread)
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7273017 Lol
I've actually done something kinda like this before with Pinkie Pie and a broom a while back.
But this story is way better. Well done.
Damn. You've been busy, between the prior Sunset one and now this. Will have to have a look later.
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She's gonna get splinters!
Author is literally Hitler.
7273017 It was only a matter of time.
This has surpassed the Milk Fic
7273384 Nice job Hitler!
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This is definitely a new one.
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The what now? And where do I find this tale of milk? I must know!
7273859 Ya I didn't know how to respond so I figured sarcasm was in order.
Hilarious!
Added to the Ponies x inanimate objects group.
...
Well... at least it wasn't a plunger?
I have no words.
Just wait until Fluttershy speaks to the raccoons for confirmation!
I saw this on the front page and thought "oh hey a cute story about twi's sweeping"
then I read the spoiler
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
7273934 Or a mop. Mops are pretty disgusting.
Reads description and then reads spoiler-
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WHAT THE F@$K DID I JUST READ!...just, why
I approve. You are now going into my list of people who keep me alive.
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-Sanity is overrated
I'm not ashamed to admit this aroused me.
And how is that?
As always, good job Holy.
... Holy shit-posting?
(I'm not sorry.)
Somehow, I expected something different to what it said in the tin, because I found that possibility ludicrous.
Needless to say, I was mistaken. This is, exactly what it says in the tin. No less, no more.
...
I do not know how to feel.
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Those two brooms will never smell the same again. I don't know how the other "girls" could not have smelt what she had done after leaving the room.
7273017 I was hoping we would be further down the rabbit hole by this point; but seeing this, I guess we are doing alright.
~Leonzilla
Hay, you should join my grope ponies fucking furniture. Just go to my page and click on that grope.
This is going into my fucking bible.
Well...I don't regret reading it. Bravo.
~Have a good one.
Talk about 50 Shades of Inanimate Objects.
7276229 That was certainly much better than I thought it would be. And I'm glad I decided to wait to read it until I got home from work.
So damn corny and stupid and I love it. Like, I usually don't care for clop, but this was rather well-written. And it made me laugh. So, props to you for that. c:
7276040 oddly specific group there. I like your style.
Wow, this puts a slightly-too-literal application to the pgrase, "why don't you stick a broom up my ass, and I'll sweep the floor while I'm at it?"
Twilight is clearly a fan of long hard tools.