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Twilight finds a dusty book of Equestria's worst jokes. She learns many horrible jokes, including "I don't give a buck" jokes. She then ruins her life by using them.
Was originally going to be a one-shot, but it no longer is! Previously called "Twilight learns 'I don't give a buck' jokes", but since chapter 1 is no longer the only one, the name has been changed due to it no longer being one-shot.
It's over. There'll be no sequel. Got it?
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New story! Hopefully this thing will pass moderation.
Edit: Revoked and resent because of an idea I just put in... I now realize I didn't need to revoke (I think.)
WELL, I DON'T GIVE A BUCK.
Edit 2:...but maybe the moderators do...
Wat?
Who the buck cares....
have a Fav
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Hahahahahaha.....buck you Twilight....
773081 SHE STILL DOESN'T GIVE A BUCK
773087:
And I don't give a fuck that she doesn't give one, so we're ALL good.
Hah! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the twilight is gone
LOL!!
Error 404: No bucks found? FUNNIEST LINE IN STORY!!
Umm... Okaaay...
lol. It's like a complete story full of memes xD
Thanks for all of the publicity, guys! I can't believe this thing went so high in the "popular stories" column!
Twilight learned and spread a bad joke like a little kid unintentionally learning a curse word. They hear it once and they say it for the rest of their lives.
774879 Too bad she still doesn't give a buck.
XD
great story thanks!
To think I made that cover image. Huh.
Good story.
*On the moon*
Twilight: * just siting and smileing*
*NIGHTMARE MOON APPERS*
Nightmare Moon: HAHA! PREPARE TO-*gets interrupted by twilight*
Twilight: I don't give a buck!
Nightmare Moon: ......
*scrolling* *scrolling* I got that boom boom pow, 'dem chickens jackin' my style... blah blah blah blah... Hmmm. A story...
Meh. I don't give a buck.
Everyone still reading! This will be edited so this won't be a one-shot any more! There will be a part 2, and probably more! Stay tuned!
!!!READ THIS, EVERY READER!!!
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Chapter 2! It's no longer a one-shot! Oh yeah, and Pinkie told me to remind you about something
Okay, here's the question: Do you want a conflict besides Twilight ruining her life using crappy jokes? I have an idea where Discord becomes loose because of Twilight's disharmony, and the Elements of Harmony have exploded because of Twilight losing her friends. Twilight has to somehow get her friends back (Including Rainbow Dash), then somehow defeat Discord. Or do you just want to keep it how Twilight just uses crappy jokes? PLEASE TELL MEH!
I also need a recommendation for a new crappy joke for chapter 3! Please tell me one to use! TELL ME SOMETHING!
It's out!
Next probably do "Arrow to the knee"
Also, I think just the joke thing is okay.
CONFLICT: Maybe
DISCORD: Yes
OVERALL STORY: Try to keep as much as you first intended
Conflict: Crappy jokes.
Discord sucks, leave'em out D:
try "arrow to the knee"
crappy jokes definately
try "bow chicka bow wow"
785313
Both, kinda. I'd think the story outlines you said there are great, but need a lot of pages to be great to read as well.
OTOH, lame jokes can get boring very fast, so if you enjoy writing in this scenario, I'd probably would go for the other choice.
For anyone reading, sorry for not updating ANYTHING lately. My brain is just bucking dead. I've had nothing to propel me to write. I'm trying, but I'm trying to work on 3 different fanfics at once, plus a new one I'm typing up. It'll come eventually. It also appears that I'm Gabe Newell, since I've been delaying chapter 3.
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But seriously, this was amusing.
Oh! Do "Call Me Maybe" jokes! Or the arrow in the knee ones. Those would be cool too!
Also, "It also appears that I'm Gabe Newell, since I've been delaying chapter 3."
I see what you did there
Cheap immature laugh is best laugh
You don't give a buck what I say and that's fine.
I gotta be honest. This one was kind of depressing. 
)
Go back to the cheesy jokes!
And also, you ruined Harry Potter for me. (just kidding
IDEA! What if Twilight just went around telling ponies spoliers to popular, ponified pop culture like what you just did at the end only it's not the same spoiler over and over so it can be a little more different?
New chapter! If you read this, you're awesome.
+ the Majora's Mask moon.
Here, have a
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Wow just wow
Last chapter coming soon! Either tomorrow or the day after that! I'm making this last chapter full of stupid humor, so you'll enjoy it even more! It's also now full of cussing, and I know all of you guys love that!
Expected ending enjoyed the story
Im going to murder you in your sleep. as soon as i find you.
Ok some one please tell me the reference
Also I lolled so hard I pissed myself
hhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttteeeeerrrrsss
974550 If it's the one with Pinkie talking to Twilight, it's from "One more brawl taunts". Look it up on Newgrounds or Youtube, it's hilarious.
976112 thanks
Edit : ok yeah that was pretty funny
So. Much. Win.
That's what she said...
Liked the first chapter, and as for the rest...
...
I liked the first chapter.
3840116 Yeah, I kinda forced the other chapters because everyone wanted a sequel.
Pinkie's doing it right.
I get that reference! It's from Brawl Taunts, Episode 3, and more specifically, at the scene where Slippy starts talking to Snake about how the whole "Brawl Taunts" thing was a conspiracy, and that someone and Renochan were pandering to prepubescent newgrounders in order to get the front page, and that it was secretly funded by Egoraptor (who is HILARIOUS, by the way (ESPECIALLY on the Game Grumps)) and the Government.
Then Snake punches Slippy back into his side of the "Call Sequence" boxes.
I hid all of that in a "Spoilers" thing so others can spot it without cheating!
Which is why you always take everything with you wherever you go.