• Published 19th Jun 2012
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Luna and the Dovakiin (Poem) - Okhlahoma Beat-Down



Luna is stopped by the Dragonborn of Tamriel. Cue; an argument with the voice and Canterlot voice.

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Fluttershy and Alduin

"My, oh my, what a scary beast!"
Fluttershy was still scared, to say the least.
"If I'd waited a few seconds more,
he would have chopped me up and been out the door!"

She was headed into the mountain path,
to see if any animals were hurt in the highland grass.
But she'd completely forgotten, one big old mistake:
she was headed right towards the Dragon's cave.

Instead of finding a shivering little goat,
or maybe even a lost baby stoat,
she reached the top and found a concrete wall.
Rainbow Dash doesn't come here, not even with a ball!

As she tried to turn and leave,
an echoing roar made her whole body freeze.
The snow in front of her flew up into a cloud,
when it cleared there stood a dragon, it saw her and growled.

"Zuul anslaan?" The mighty beast boomed.
"Li Sahloknir!" Translating roughly to 'You are doomed!"
Fluttershy's pupils shrank in her eyes.
Not now. Not here in this cold lonely ice!

She screamed and curled up into a ball.
Alduin expected a challenge, but this was fine, after all.
He opened his jaws wider than an open bear trap,
any normal human would be thinking, 'Awwww crap...'

But Fluttershy wasn't human, she still held her ground,
that this was happening, the Soul Eater frowned.
He began speaking in Dov, Fluttershy didn't get it.
She remembered Twilight offered her a book on this, maybe she should have read it.

She still prepared, likely she'd die,
the thought of never seeing her friends again made her cry.
She sat simply whining in a ball, thinking she'd never become a wife,
when another roar came, from a dragon that saved her life.

The clouds broke, a black shape swooped upon the World Eater,
the Epic dragon Paarthurnax won't let him defeat her!
He smashed his whole weight into the evil beast,
the amount of blood spilt would have made the Dragonborn crease.

They battled and shouted, roared and bit,
trading insults inbetween to show their true grit.
Soon, Alduin stopped, he looked at Fluttershy.
"I cannot be defeated here, in Sovngarde you will DIE!"

Finally, the monster took off, leaving a dragon with a pony.
"Krosis." He muttered, his skin the colour of Ebony.
"Please repeat, if you don't mind..." Fluttershy whined,
"Can you please tell me why he tried to eat me alive?"

"It is in a dragon's nature," Paarthurnax replied,
"To make attempts on other being's lives."
Fluttershy tried to spread her wings to escape the ice,
but that's when she realized that this dragon was nice.

They spoke and chattered, discussing his moods.
She left for an hour, and returned with her some food.
They both agreed to visit each other, on earth and up high,
and with that, Fluttershy took off to the sky.