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Plot Hole


The worst writer in Equestria

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Spike's honor is his life, and he intends to prove it as he embarks on an epic journey to Castle-CMC-Clubhouse to rescue the fair Sweetie of Belle.

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Does he like big flanks and he cannot lie?

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YOU OTHER DRAGONS CAN'T DENY

THAT WHEN A MARE WALKS IN
WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST

AND SOME BIG FLANKS IN YOUR FACE
YOU GET SPRUNG

You forgot romance. But it's still sweet.

Ser Spike Dragon dons his help and wields his sword to invate Castle-Cutie

Invade, and I hope you mean helmet instead of help...

Nice little story here.

Comment posted by Plot Hole deleted Jun 2nd, 2016
Comment posted by Plot Hole deleted Jun 2nd, 2016

7268859 Thanks for the heads up on typos, I just edited the whole story. Found a lot of things to fix. I knew better than to publish this without proofreading and I did it anyway. Shame on me.

SCOOT
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

SPIKELOT
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

SCOOT
What is your name?

SPIKELOT
My name is Sir Spikelot of Canterlot!

SCOOT
What is your quest?

SPIKELOT
To seek the poly tail!

SCOOT
Who is your favorite princess?

SPIKELOT
Twilight! No, Celestia! AAAAAAAAA (To the moon!!)

So this is what the young 'uns do when they're bored, eh?

Totes kawaii, though. :twilightsmile:

Fun, and totally adorable too. :pinkiehappy:

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