Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.
Bulk Biceps is a big stallion. Very big, needs double doors or a wide berth big. He also has a problem with his cutie mark that needs solving.
The Crusaders are more than eager to help, but they have a problem to tackle first: how to fit his girth inside their pretty pink clubhouse.
Rated T for overly gratuitous sexual innuendo.
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...And I helped!
I am not sorry.
Ironically, in the SWSV, AJ lost her virginity in that same clubhouse, two years before Season One.
All headcanon aside, this is a lovely example of an innocently dirty situation that flows naturally. Well done!
Subtle and adorable. I love the tree names.
Cute and funny. Some of the innuendo almost slipped by me, it flowed so nicely. There were one or two errors—particularly a repeated "and" near the end—but nothing crazy. Nice job!
7212982 Jerry's going DOWN.
7212982
A stubborn apple tree quaked in its roots
The orange pony came, her expression quite pissed
Rest in pieces, Jerry
You will not be missed
That was hilarious. I loved every second of it. Mark my words, Jerry will be turned into sawdust or tissue paper before next week.
God dammit. Just take the upvote.
I hate you and I love you.
But really I just love you.
Jerry is the worst.
xD AJ has a dirtier mind than I once thought!
Poor AJ :(
Jerry, eh? I hope he gets a proper underground burial, after all the only appropriate action to take when dealing with one as annoying as Jerry is to 'ditch' him...
not sorry
This was a fun story! It may just be me, but I seem to be finding more of these "innocent innuendo" stories around, and I'm enjoying them quite a bit! I also love that the ending ties directly into the episode, it made it feel more like a connected event that just happened not to be covered in the episode, rather than a hypothetical "what-if-this-happened" scenario. No character issues either really, as with a lot of comedy I felt like the characters really ended up losing a lot of their individuality to serve the jokes - which is fine, it worked really well for a short story like this - but that said, there also weren't any real contradictions with the canon characters either and that helped it feel tied-in as well.
TL;DR it's a good story and fits in well with the episode itself. Me likey.
The first innuendo fanfic I ever read. Excellent humor at its finest.
Applejack misunderstanding everything just makes it better.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Ella+Fitzgerald+Mr+Five+by+Five&&view=detail&mid=E84103C5734929676FFCE84103C5734929676FFC&FORM=VRDGAR
First 38 seconds are instrumental. This is what used to be called "Big Band"
Yeah let's stop with the bestiality garbage, shall we?
It's a fine line between stupidly brilliant and brilliantly stupid.
Well done.