Three weeks after "Newbie Dash", Rainbow Dash finally hears the story of how Spitfire got a nickname she doesn't like to say out loud. I'm sure you've seen like 10 of these by now, but an acquaintance supplied a gag I couldn't resist. Rated Teen for mild language and one sexual reference.
If pigs could fly she'd be bacon wrapped.
fire roasted if it was a dragon.
Oh Oh Oh If she was left in the fridge for a month she'd be meatcake! ???
really!
Someone needs to take it to Twitter!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I still think Shitfire is more hilarious! But this is fricking priceless!
Although this technically could work, I assume that you were using the proper noun disambiguation of the word. Aside from that, great story!
7199525 ? I see the missed capitalization, but I feel like the pronoun antecedents are pretty clear. That's why RD is referred to by name... or is that what you meant?
7199430 I had to look up Pinkie's, I must admit.
7199498 Yeah, I saw the Shitfire story, too. XP Either one works, really. I'd say it exists in a quantum superposition of these two states, and possibly others, until it's observed. XP
7199481 I have a twitter, but I almost never use it. Not sure if that's what you meant.
7199627 George Carlins Meat-Cake might be meat, could be cake, It's been in there so long you forgot what it was, could be another life form.......meatcake.
You lost me at quantum superposition
7199660 Ask me after a panel at a convention to learn more! Or you know, your local college physics department. Or don't ask, whichever. XP Obviously, I can't actually get into something like THAT in a convention panel...
7199658 Well, I assume you know it's also euphemistic slang. Not familiar with that Carlin bit. I mostly know his work on Shining Time Station. XP
7199700 Look up George Carlin and prepare to LYAO his work was timeless
Grand, we both had the same incredibly lame pun and I doubt it's coincidence, seeing how the joke writes itself
7207694 ...If you're on one of the same FB brony groups as me, I may have actually got the pun from you. PM me if you think it is: I couldn't find the originator when I went back to write this, so I couldn't give them credit. If you can show it's you, I'll append that to the author's notes.
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Nah, I'm most likely not. I just found it was a funny coincidence is all.
7211905 Noted. I only wrote this 'cause whoever I saw that name from, I was like "This is too funny not to write something on."
It is one of the more obvious plays on words, if you've got a bit of a dirty mind.
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Doesn't take all that much, obviously still, a funny story!