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I am a fledgling writer and author of a few short stories and a fan of all things fantasy, history, and literature.



During an impromptu Parent-Guardian-Sibling-Concerned Friend-Teacher conference, Cheerilee casually reveals the dark, terrible secrets of Elementary Education. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Twilight soon learn more about Academia that they wish they hadn't.
And why are there so many tumbleweeds these days?


I don't own the picture.

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I usually don't go for random comedy one shots, but I enjoyed this. The head canon, the references both were spot on. :pinkiehappy:

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed my brain-farts!

Kind of funny. But... if she had her heart removed and is emotionless, how did the love poison affect her?

Cheerilee is a darn good actor if she can then fake all the caring that she has shown in the show. Also does Celestia or Luna wear the head dress like that guy did in the movie? Also how did Celestia get Ash to give up the book? Have an upvote and a fave!

Magic! The answer to all your problems!

I give up what picture???????????

What picture you don't own, exactly?

Then how is she still alive?

Grimderp is the best kind of humor.

Dark necromantic rituals. Obviously.

Sorry for the confusion. I tried uploading a cover image, and it didn't work. Couldn't find out why, so I just embedded the image into the description.

7191423 Common misconception about the forbidden arts a series-
The heart is considered the source of all magic as it is the source of emotion is for all purposes false as proven by during the later half of the Renaissance, instead the heart is one of the largest collectors and manipulators of magic as blood is highly conductive to thaumagenic energy...hence sanguinemancy being so potent a practice that the term "blood magic" has gotten a bad rap due to rather inexperienced mages fooling around in the art.

It is also why the undead collective known as the "Equestrian teachers association" can still feel the effects of a love potion that was made by a bunch of well meaning fillies intent on finding their teacher a date.

jajajajajajajajajajaja!!!! this is gold!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Ha! :trollestia:
You really hate school, aren't you?

I have 2 ten page essays, 1 twenty page essay, 2 finals tests, and a ten minute presentation due next week. I might have a little bias.

As a fellow who has 35 hours and 7 minutes precisely until he has to hand in his dissertation, I sympathise.

Well, that explains a lot about the Teaching students I've met.

HAH! I knew that cuteness was an evolutionary strategy!! :twilightsmile:
Props to Celestia for figuring a way around it...:rainbowlaugh::trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

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