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Just a fan of Marvel, Ponies and pretty much anything Rooster Teeth. I had ideas for stories and started putting them into my harddrive. Don't be afraid to tell me what you think of my stories. IB out


Taken from earth as a child, Solar Wind has lived as a Ravager, an outlaw of the lowest respect. Screw Ball, an assassin for hire, wants nothing more than to escape the shadow of her families bloody legacy. Gilda, known as the destroyer, seeks revenge for the deaths of her family at the hands of the Kree empire. Angel and Bloomberg, highly skilled mercenaries, just want a pay day. When a powerful artifact, thought lost to time, surfaces on the edge of Xandarian space, they are forced to work together, by the Nova corps, to stop Last Rites, a Kree warlord, from destroying all that oppose him.

Co-written with Otto Octavius

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 17 )

Why isn't one of the character tags Screwball?

7170126 Is that tag there? I didn't see it before.

Fixed it.

Loved the beginning of this story! On a side note... When did screwball become such a bad ass?! And I loved how star Lord was introduced. Looking forward to reading this story to the end.

7170253 Thank you. I hope I don't disappoint you. As for Screwball, her, Solar Wind and Bloomberg are given basically no personality in the show, so we took the liberty to pretty much mold them as we saw fit. It was Otto's idea to make her more crazy than Gamora.

Let see here, third favorite Marvel film, check. I'm a Marvelmovie nerd, check. A character that doesn't get enoungh love, check. Huh, I might like this story, or not who knows, anyway good luck fellow writer and remember I maybe a A-hole but I'm not %100 a dick.

7171586 Then I win. I am 100% a dick. All my friends say so. Glad you like the story so far.

7171751 Well in the first chapter you left the well the I name that I can't remember the name for for half of chapter one you may want to look at that.

7171867 In chapter one when Star-Lord first played Hooked On A Feeling you left that style on, just look at chapter one you'll see what I'm taking about

7171894 Oh... Well... Must have not put a dash in for the italics stuff. I'll fix that when I get home from work. Surprised your the first to say something about it.

HA! Gilda's the perfect Drax character. So much yes.

I like it and think this should continue very soon

Angel for Rocket Raccoon is oddly fitting

also I like what you did there 'Rocket Rabbit' thats hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

Solar collapsed on the silken sheets if the woman's bed, drenched in sweat and panting."That was amazing... Umm... I didn't catch your name." Star-Lord said between breaths, sitting up in bed.
"My name is Selah, my little scoundrel." The Gramosian said lustfully, crawling up beside him. "I didn't catch yours either," she replied, leaning against him.
"I was born Solar Wind, but in my adventures and exploits, I've become known by a different name," Solar began dramatically, earning an amused smile from his companion. "A name known across the galaxy. For the third time tonight I'm gonna ask you not to scream Selah," he continued, pausing for effect. "I am the famous outlaw, Star-Lord," Solar Wind said getting out of bed and dramatically looking out the open window.
"Oh... Uh, wow?" Selah said, unsure if she should pretend to be fearful or in awe of Solar.
"Nothing?! Seriously? I-I can't..." said Solar Wind, as he started looking for his clothing and picked up his mask. "Let me get the mask back on. See if you recognise it."
"I'm sorry, I've just never heard of you... I told you I don't get out much," Selah replied, trying to soothe Solar's ego.
"Yeah... That's probably it," Solar Wind said, sounding deflated.
At that moment the door caved in and the room was filled with twenty guards and an extremely peeved Gramosian duke. "Selah? What is the meaning of this!?" he shouted angrily.
"H-he tricked me! He used some kind of... Alien pheromone!" Selah said covering herself up.
"What!? Oh, screw it." Solar said quickly putting his mask back on and putting his hands up.
"Guards! Shoot this fool!" The duke said furiously.
"Wait, wait!" Said Solar backing away from the guards. "Firstly, thank you for this." He opened his hand revealing the jewel-encrusted pendant.
"What?! When did you-" Selah shouted in surprise, quickly getting cut off by Solar.
"And secondly, remember my name. Say it with me. Star-Lord," He said slowly, dragging out the two syllables before throwing himself out through the previously opened window and took to the air. Several shots rang out but Star-Lord managed to avoid every single one of them as he flew away into the night. Completely naked, except for his trademark mask and the Walkpony in his hand.
"If you like piƱa coladas and gettin caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape. Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape," Solar sang happily at a successful score and heist.

I see what did there. Nice. BTW you recognize wrong.

7761525 Thank you. Granted my involvment in the first two chapters boils down to deciding continuity and a few aesthetic changes. What do you mean "recognize wrong"?

7768790 I mean, you spelled the word "recognize" wrong.

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